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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

So, what's making you emo lately?

And don't lie, I know you're emo. Almost all of us are teenagers, that's automatic emo!

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[ashockingbitch]

Could be worse. I know a guy who was surgically modified by aliens.

Including his bits.

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

He at least gets a better excuse than, "Oh, yeah, my grandparents? Brother and sister. My parents? Cousins..."

[ashockingbitch]

True. But the sight of his bits has been known to induce vomiting.

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

...the sight of my bits killed my grandfather...

[ashockingbitch]

...okay, that's pretty bad.

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

*nods*

*sighs*

Maybe me and your friend could start a support group.

[ashockingbitch]

I could give you his phone number!

...if I in fact had any IC clue your bits were out of whack.

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

Which, if everything goes to plan, you never will, OMG!!!!

[ashockingbitch]

You are absolutely no fun.

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

...

*emo's more, then, now about being no fun.*

[ashockingbitch]

*is unhelpful like that*