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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

So, what's making you emo lately?

And don't lie, I know you're emo. Almost all of us are teenagers, that's automatic emo!

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[ecirpnellehada.livejournal.com]

...And vice versa. Although, trust me, no one is going to think I'm cute there. And, if they do? Then I'm doing it all wrong.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

If they do and act on it, I'll have to punch them in the face.

After you, you know, get done disfiguring them.

[ecirpnellehada.livejournal.com]

There. That. Another thing I can be emo about. My boyfriend keeps saying he will, but he has yet to actually punch anyone in the face for me. I wish he'd understand that my love for him can only be fueled be irreverent and belligerent displays of his rampant masculinity.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Well, you haven't punched anyone for me either!

...yeah, that's all I got.

[ecirpnellehada.livejournal.com]

Nor have I said I would do it before, either.

...but I would.

Especially since they wouldn't hit a cripple, would they?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Depends on the girl, really. Maybe? Maybe not? Maybe they'd just try and argue with you?

[ecirpnellehada.livejournal.com]

And, as far as everyone else in this school is concerned, I'm a mute, too, so an argument should be interesting.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

You'd win.

Easily.

And I don't just say that because I fear your scalpel. I just know.