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So, what's making you emo lately?

And don't lie, I know you're emo. Almost all of us are teenagers, that's automatic emo!

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[raspberryturk]

I, uh. Kinda played accessory to the world-controllin' corporation that destroyed the planet's resources for generations to come, murdered, kidnapped, and tortured people to get ahead, and forced people to serve them or suffer. I dropped a giant chunk of city on top of another chunk of city thinking that the people who were responsible for the deaths of most of my teammates were underneath. Nobody told me that there were two freaking AVALANCHEs. Who the hell names their terrorist group after another terrorist group, anyhow? Causes confusion.

Also, my hometown is laying in ruins, and that's probably partly my fault. People all over the place are dropping dead like flies from a mysterious illness that started when the planet saved itself from the GIANT ROCK FALLING FROM THE SKY, and I work for a hardass jerk who thinks that my girlfriend is a threat to my loyalty to the empty husk that used to be ShinRa Inc.

Note to Tseng: THERE AIN'T NO FREAKIN' SHINRA. THE BUILDING FELL DOWN. THE DUDE AT THE TOP IS DYIN' IN A WHEELCHAIR. My girlfriend hates what I do for a living, and here I am, still doing it. I'm the same damn thing as the people who killed off most of her freakin' tribe. Don't emo at me because you can't keep a girlfriend (or boyfriend. I ain't gonna judge you and that SOLDIER boy) for more than a couple of years before they end up dead, yo.