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So.

What's on your mind lately? Happy? Sad? Wanna air some grievances? Confess a crush? How are those minds of Fandom doing?

I'm not a therapist, I don't play one on tv but I have nice arms!

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Chuck is a kitten and he is thinking pussy jokes at me, I just know it.

I'M A DEER.

Is he a cute kitten, at least?

How did that happen?

WHATEVER, BITCH, I'M A CAT OF SOME SORT AND MY BOYFRIEND WANTS TO CARRY ME AROUND IN SOME SORT OF SLING.

He's a perverted kitten. I didn't know they made kittens like that, but I have learned the error of my ways.

I DON'T KNOW. BUT I AM SO SCARED OF WHAT KARAL IS GOING TO PUNNILY SAY ABOUT ME WHEN MY PLAYER ISN'T THERE FOR ME TO GROAN.

...YOU WIN.

Can you just keep him in a kennel/cage thing?

Karal can't even see you! Maybe he thinks you're a lion.

He'd probably like it.

I am thinking about getting him fixed though.

At least he didn't put barrettes in your fur.

HE CARRIED ME AROUND.

It's been a week since I stopped being a painting, and I still feel like there isn't enough lotion in the world to make my skin feel less itchy.

And then I realize I'm freaking out about my skin like some frikkin' Oil of Olay model.

And that just pisses me off.