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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So.

What's on your mind lately? Happy? Sad? Wanna air some grievances? Confess a crush? How are those minds of Fandom doing?

I'm not a therapist, I don't play one on tv but I have nice arms!

Comments

[gameknowsgame.livejournal.com]

Chuck is a kitten and he is thinking pussy jokes at me, I just know it.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Is he a cute kitten, at least?

[remember5th.livejournal.com]

I'M A DEER.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

How did that happen?

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

It's been a week since I stopped being a painting, and I still feel like there isn't enough lotion in the world to make my skin feel less itchy.

And then I realize I'm freaking out about my skin like some frikkin' Oil of Olay model.

And that just pisses me off.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

I have a hose you could borrow.

[the_merriest]

Apparently, I'm refusing to cooperate? My player says I do that now and then and this is why she hates me. She's whiny like that.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Refusing to cooperate with good plans or bad plans?

[neverfaithful.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty good. It freaks the hell out of me.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Careful or you'll jinx it! The school might explode again!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I AM AWESOME. Clearly nothing bad will happen to me, say, tomorrow, because my player is going on vacation and slowly turning all her characters into animals. I'm just special enough to escape her notice!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

SIGH.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

I'M A VIRGIN.

I WIN.

[athosborn.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I win as well?

[laceycantlie.livejournal.com]

My player thinks my low self-esteem hasn't been poked at nearly enough.

And I think she's trying to come up with ways to make sure I get conned into taking all my clothes off in the middle of my own restaurant for maximum embarrassment.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

Aw, geez, not another one with clothing issues.

Though you're not nearly as cute as Fr -- well . . .

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I have daddy issues in abundance and pretty soon I'll be ALL ALONE HERE.

And I think Toby has a crush on me.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You could also stand to grow a little taller.

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

*weeps* My ex keeps screwing around with other dudes!

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

It'd really freak him out if you hooked up with a girl, wouldn't it?

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

CRAZY BITS. :(

...I have a feeling I'm going to have the same answer for a lot of these.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Causing all kinds of problems, huh?

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

I feel all alone.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Aww, but you're not. Need a hug?

[ecirpnellehada.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend is an idiot who goes and gets himself beat up in a bar fight the night after a big, giant "talk" about how he has to be careful... :\


...

...oh, and 1963 kind of sucks.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

The other guy started it! That was Toby's fault! It's not that bad! It's worse than it looks.

*just doesn't tell*

[sith_happened]

Have you seen what's going on with my family?!

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Not to mention your hair...

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

*does not answer, as has both hands clamped over eyes and is muttering things about clones and breaking time and stupid stupid stupid stupid time paradoxes*

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

You might win too.

Is your brain dribbling out of your ears?

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

I'm confused. And I'm confused about what I'm confused about and it's making my head hurt.

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Wait, what?

[withoutverona]

How nervous would you be if your mun was watching things like this?

I'm getting nervous.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

...oh dear.

Alas, poor Romeo.

[solo_sword]

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think you might win. Cookie?

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Everything's going great.

...I can't believe I just said that.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's a jinx bringer if I ever heard one.

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

Anyone know offhand what being in love feels like?

No reason.

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Like you consumed bad sushi.

[carsexual]

My player just looked up pictures of Shia LaBeouf's jacked-up hand and now she's muttering about a 'shop accident.'

So, kind of nervous, actually.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

...eek. Maybe it's just a phase and she'll leave your hand alone?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Everyone thinks I'm gay for my friends!

[gimmemoreteams.livejournal.com]

You are, bub.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

I don't think I need to confess a crush. It's kinda out there so the whole frickin' world knows about it!

Can't a guy get a little privacy?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Not in this place!

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

The fact that I'm having something of an existential crisis does not automatically imply I'm going to get myself killed. My friends seem to think I'm more frail than I am in that department, and it's... annoying.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Maybe they just care and don't want you hurt?

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

I'm getting married in ten days. So, you know. Pretty damn awesome.

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Yay!