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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So.

What's on your mind lately? Happy? Sad? Wanna air some grievances? Confess a crush? How are those minds of Fandom doing?

I'm not a therapist, I don't play one on tv but I have nice arms!

Comments

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

It's been a week since I stopped being a painting, and I still feel like there isn't enough lotion in the world to make my skin feel less itchy.

And then I realize I'm freaking out about my skin like some frikkin' Oil of Olay model.

And that just pisses me off.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

I have a hose you could borrow.

[the_merriest]

Take it from the bouncy desert chick -- moisturizing does not make you into a girly-girl. 'Cause I suck at girly stuff anyway.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but see. Worrying about moisturizing distracts me from worrying that my best friend might find out someday that while she thought I was living with my aunt in Ohio I was actually an underage call girl learning how to kill people, blackmail politicians, and organize international corporate takeovers.

If I knew that as far as Fandom problems go this is about par for the course, I would stress a little less about it, but my player would like me to point out that I can't be bothered to be nice enough to people to find these things out.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!

...

Sorry. I'm sure that didn't help.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

!

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

I said SORRY!