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Always look on the bright side of life...

Since it seems like everyone is having a bad/weird month what with the emo and the turning into animals I think it's time we look on the bright side. Yes, the bright side. I'm sure you've heard of it. What doesn't totally suck in your life?

Here, I'll go first.

- I'm not a kitten anymore
- My mun hasn't put me in this this outfit yet
- I'm STD-free. That's right, ladies. No weird diseases.
- I'm rich, sexy and quite possibly the most fabulous human being in existence (AKA: I'm Chuck Bass)

Oh, and nobody has punched me yet (can't believe I forgot that one).

Your turn!

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- I'm cute and I'm nice
- My mun hasn't made me have sex with anyone just for the sake of having sex. So in other words I'm an almost 18 yr old virgin. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
- I like a guy who has no balls. Literally. Man, I'm awesome.
- That bears repeating: I like a guy who has no balls.
- My family is not here with me. WHOO!

Hey, if you ever want to have sex for the sake of having sex, I am right here. And I have balls.

See? I'm kind of too shy to ask for sex. Makes me feel all slutty like in my head.

There is nothing wrong with sluts. Sluts are people too. People who will let you have sex with them in public restrooms.

Losing my virginity in a public restroom just sounds so wrong.

...

Don't tempt me.

Hey, if you play your cards right you could lose your virginity in the back of a limo. That's way classy.

I could never afford a limo but now I'm going to have dreams about the very pretty picture it creates.

Um. Do you have a limo?

Yes, yes I do. It's very comfortable and the driver never asks any questions when I say to drive around the city randomly until I tell him otherwise.

I think it might behoove me to know you better.

That's what I like to hear!

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minnesota-teen.livejournal.com - 2008-08-13 17:11 (UTC) - Expand

What's really awesome is when your girlfriend will do that.

She's good people.

I officially love your girlfriend. If you two are ever up for a threesome, make sure I'm at the top of your list.

Hmmm, we do have an anniversary coming up. Maybe if she de-bunnies in time.

Oh yeah, no bunnies. That would be weird. Even for me.

I haven't even checked under her fur to see if her tattoo is still there.

Definitely no bunnies.

You're verrrry cute and verrry nice. And other things too.

What other things? Come on, I like specifics.

I would tell yooooou-ooo.

Let's see, another list:

- Great mouth.

- Nice, nice hands.

- The shyness is very endearing.

- Quick tongue. That's always fun.

I like your list. Very much.

I don't get to use my mouth enough.

You're obviously not looking in the right places to use that pretty mouth.

Being shy get's in the way of that. I need... more lessons. *innocent batting of the lashes*

Practice makes perfect. And I'm almost always around to help people perfect things like that.

That's very kind of you, to help people like that. I would appreciate it forever and try not to attack you thus becoming like Loretta overnight.

...Loretta's another story.

I second that last statement.

They were only wicked for a little while. *snickers*

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