Always look on the bright side of life...

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Since it seems like everyone is having a bad/weird month what with the emo and the turning into animals I think it's time we look on the bright side. Yes, the bright side. I'm sure you've heard of it. What doesn't totally suck in your life?

Here, I'll go first.

- I'm not a kitten anymore
- My mun hasn't put me in this this outfit yet
- I'm STD-free. That's right, ladies. No weird diseases.
- I'm rich, sexy and quite possibly the most fabulous human being in existence (AKA: I'm Chuck Bass)

Oh, and nobody has punched me yet (can't believe I forgot that one).

Your turn!

Comments

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

- I'm totally hot. (Yeah, I never get tired of saying it.)
- Seriously, my ego's only so big. No.. seriously.
- I have a girlfriend who is willing to have a threesome. YES!
- I'm rich, sexy, and a damn good superhero (which my mun needs to play canon catchup kthx). I'm the Human Torch. Torch to you ladies.

[thatsamilkshake]

• Katchoo is here!


• My mother isn't!


• J,GoB and Chilly Boulder exist!


• I'm not made of paper anymore!


• You're Chuck Bass!

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

I have dog! One that isn't imaginary.
I have an awesome plan for the next class!
I can fly again! Duuuuuude!

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Threesomes are awesome. You know what's better than a threesome? Having a threesome with women who are forced to make you breakfast the next day.

Maids are awesome.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Everybody should have the last one on their lists!

[withoutverona]

- My girlfriend FINALLY told me she loved me.
- I asked her to marry me.
- She said no.
- We didn't get into a fight over it.
- All right, she's a rabbit now. But at least she's not a freaky fluffy one like John Sheppard.
- I'm completely done with classes and work for the week, and it's only Wednesday.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

All very good reasons to be happy. Well, except for the girlfriend thing.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

~ My girlfriend is currently a bird so I'm still alive.

~ I have AWESOME arms.

~ A gay guy has a crush on me. It's good for the ego.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Dude. Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. I don't blame her for saying no.

But since your girl is a bunny and we have nothing to do for the rest of the week we should totally go to a strip club. I've heard that the strippers in the tropical areas of the world will take you to the back room and have sex with you if you pay them enough.

Who am I kidding? All strippers do that.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Huh? Wait. Somethin' wrong with havin' a girlfriend? Or am I misunderstandin' ya?

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

I'm gay bait myself (I think it's the clothes) so I know how good it feels to be oogled over by a guy. Or a pre-op girl, if we're talking transvestites.

And your arms are amazing.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Why do I find the fact that John's a bunny funny?

Heh. Funny bunny.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Let's see...with a girlfriend you spend your time sleeping with only one person who you have to please not only physically but emotionally 24-7, which is practically impossible because women don't ever know what they want and they get pissy if you pay attention to any other human being...but single you could be sleeping with whomever you want, wherever you want and you only have to worry about being charming long enough to get their pants off and then you can leave before the sheets dry and move on to the next girl...

...Yeah, I could totally see why someone would want a girlfriend *rolls eyes*

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

You might think differently when you're older. Especially if you live on the run where you can't afford to have any close ties.

... Ignore that.

Yah. Sure. My buddy would probably agree with you. *eyeroll*

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

- I don't smell like a pineapple anymore
- I have my Lilypad with me
- I have conquered over my fear of the cockamouse and have an awesome new pet who can fly
- Robin's a dog, which is hilarious
- Barney's engaged, which is even more hilarious

I just need Ted and life will be perfect.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

They are pretty nice, if I don't say so myself. Good genes, I guess, though my father's aren't nearly as nice as this.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Robin being a dog is pretty hilarious. I'm taking pictures, don't worry.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

- My girlfriend hasn't used my leg as a scratching post yet no matter how much I tease her about being a fuzzy, little leopard cub.

- I look dead sexy doing construction work.

- Gavin fell off a horse that one time.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

- I am Canadian and proud of it.

- I have a good, steady job.

- I have a girlfriend and I find it hilarious that she's a dog. I also found it hilarious when she talked like a pirate.

- We're coming up to our year anniversary.

- I think Wade Wilson has a crush on me.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, when I'm older I'm sure I won't want to sleep with a ton of hot women. Especially after I find the one.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

...How does the last one make you happy?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

- There are a lot of pretty girls here.

- Some of them live in my cabin.

- I'm single. Very single.

- I think John Sheppard has a crush on me.

- I have an amazing body.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

It's fun to tease him about, of course!

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

- I'm cute and I'm nice
- My mun hasn't made me have sex with anyone just for the sake of having sex. So in other words I'm an almost 18 yr old virgin. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
- I like a guy who has no balls. Literally. Man, I'm awesome.
- That bears repeating: I like a guy who has no balls.
- My family is not here with me. WHOO!

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

People falling off of horses is always funny. Except when that person is me, of course.