Always look on the bright side of life...

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Since it seems like everyone is having a bad/weird month what with the emo and the turning into animals I think it's time we look on the bright side. Yes, the bright side. I'm sure you've heard of it. What doesn't totally suck in your life?

Here, I'll go first.

- I'm not a kitten anymore
- My mun hasn't put me in this this outfit yet
- I'm STD-free. That's right, ladies. No weird diseases.
- I'm rich, sexy and quite possibly the most fabulous human being in existence (AKA: I'm Chuck Bass)

Oh, and nobody has punched me yet (can't believe I forgot that one).

Your turn!

Comments

[withoutverona]

I have no idea why I even want to get married again. It's not like it worked out so well the last time.

Oh, right, love's bitch. (I am so damn doomed. But I kind of like it.)

I'm pretty sure Yurika would quit being a bunny just to kick my ass if she heard I was anywhere near a strip club. But really, all strippers? I need to remember that next time I'm single. As ways to get laid go, that's easier than proposing.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, strippers are just a couple of twenties and "come on, I won't tell anybody"'s away from being hookers. I thought everybody knew that!

[withoutverona]

The girls at home are very into "look, but teehee! if you want to touch you need to either marry me or spend a good week convincing me I'm The One."

... freaking Catholics.

And my mun has this odd urge to apologize to her 9th-grade English teacher, now. Any idea what that's about?

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

No idea. My mun feels the need to find a stripper and apologize. I have no idea what's going on with that.