Always look on the bright side of life...

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Since it seems like everyone is having a bad/weird month what with the emo and the turning into animals I think it's time we look on the bright side. Yes, the bright side. I'm sure you've heard of it. What doesn't totally suck in your life?

Here, I'll go first.

- I'm not a kitten anymore
- My mun hasn't put me in this this outfit yet
- I'm STD-free. That's right, ladies. No weird diseases.
- I'm rich, sexy and quite possibly the most fabulous human being in existence (AKA: I'm Chuck Bass)

Oh, and nobody has punched me yet (can't believe I forgot that one).

Your turn!

Comments

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

I'm not dead yet. As far as I'm concerned, that means there's hope for the future.

I suppose the apartment isn't bad. And my best friend's currently not actively trying to kill me.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

All very good reasons to be happy! I hate it when my best friend is mad at me.

...I mean, I suppose it was deserved since I did deflower his girlfriend in the back of a limo but still! No need to stop talking to me!

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

As long as he's not trying to shoot you in the head...

Considering that, I guess I should also be happy that my father didn't kill me, my former Chief-of-Staff and confidante and faghag isn't doubting my motives and attempting to get my best friend to shoot me in the head, and...

...well, my ex-girlfriend did try to put a bullet in my stomach last time I saw her, but I'm pretty sure she didn't mean for it to be lethal.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure she didn't mean for it to be lethal. It was probably just her way of showing that she likes you.

Seriously, dude, you should be happy every day that somebody doesn't try to kill you. And I thought people hated me.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

With her, if it's meant to be lethal, you're generally too dead to consider it.

I've always said that if I held a grudge against everyone who ever tried to kill me, I wouldn't have any friends.

... Or family. I suppose I should also be grateful my mother isn't trying to feed me to demons anymore.