Always look on the bright side of life...

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Since it seems like everyone is having a bad/weird month what with the emo and the turning into animals I think it's time we look on the bright side. Yes, the bright side. I'm sure you've heard of it. What doesn't totally suck in your life?

Here, I'll go first.

- I'm not a kitten anymore
- My mun hasn't put me in this this outfit yet
- I'm STD-free. That's right, ladies. No weird diseases.
- I'm rich, sexy and quite possibly the most fabulous human being in existence (AKA: I'm Chuck Bass)

Oh, and nobody has punched me yet (can't believe I forgot that one).

Your turn!

Comments

[doubleohblonde]

- I'm extraordinarily good at repressing and ignoring my myriad issues.

- I've never been turned into an animal even with my player starting to go on with some nonsense about dapper little birds.

- You only wish you were as fabulous as me.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Oh I am so more fabulous than you. You can only rock the dark suits. I look great in red, mint green and blue velvet...the possibilities are endless. And I believe I have single-handedly made the bow tie cool again.

But you can kill a man with your bare hands...hmm...

[doubleohblonde]

Excuse me? Who has the smash hit theme songs? Which of us here is fabulous enough that the only being deemed fabulous enough to handle them is one Dame Judi Dench? Is is you? No.

Your fabulousness can can kiss my fabulousness's perfectly-formed arse. And for your information, the bow-tie never stopped being cool, it just became too cool for you American types to handle..

Not to mention that I can kill a man with more than my hands bare.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

It's not fair! You're like a hundred years old, you've had years to perfect your fabulousness! I've only been around one season seventeen years!

[doubleohblonde]

And part of perfecting your fabulousness is knowing how to take young upstarts like yourself in hand, and sometimes under-wing.

After all, it's my milkshake that brings all the boys and girls to the yard.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

...Will you teach me how order to martini's sexily?

[doubleohblonde]

Of course, everyone should know how to order cocktails in such a manner that you get the bartender's number with your drink.