Always look on the bright side of life...

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Since it seems like everyone is having a bad/weird month what with the emo and the turning into animals I think it's time we look on the bright side. Yes, the bright side. I'm sure you've heard of it. What doesn't totally suck in your life?

Here, I'll go first.

- I'm not a kitten anymore
- My mun hasn't put me in this this outfit yet
- I'm STD-free. That's right, ladies. No weird diseases.
- I'm rich, sexy and quite possibly the most fabulous human being in existence (AKA: I'm Chuck Bass)

Oh, and nobody has punched me yet (can't believe I forgot that one).

Your turn!

Comments

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

- I'm not engaged.

- I'm the best looking man here. Not to mention best dressed.

- I'm not in a cave.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

You are so not the best dressed! I'm thinking the only way to settle this is to have a walk-off between you, me and Bond over who is the best dressed.

...And I'm not just looking for an excuse to say "Age before beauty, goat cheese."

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

Right, because I always listen to people less intelligent and wealthy than me.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Sounds to me you're afraid to lose to a newcomer. Afraid of passing the torch, old man?

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

Right. Because that should be my biggest concern right now.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Concerns? What are those? Shouldn't you be off sleeping with models and stuff? You're supposed to be setting an example for people like me.