Always look on the bright side of life...

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Since it seems like everyone is having a bad/weird month what with the emo and the turning into animals I think it's time we look on the bright side. Yes, the bright side. I'm sure you've heard of it. What doesn't totally suck in your life?

Here, I'll go first.

- I'm not a kitten anymore
- My mun hasn't put me in this this outfit yet
- I'm STD-free. That's right, ladies. No weird diseases.
- I'm rich, sexy and quite possibly the most fabulous human being in existence (AKA: I'm Chuck Bass)

Oh, and nobody has punched me yet (can't believe I forgot that one).

Your turn!

Comments

[withoutverona]

- My girlfriend FINALLY told me she loved me.
- I asked her to marry me.
- She said no.
- We didn't get into a fight over it.
- All right, she's a rabbit now. But at least she's not a freaky fluffy one like John Sheppard.
- I'm completely done with classes and work for the week, and it's only Wednesday.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Dude. Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. I don't blame her for saying no.

But since your girl is a bunny and we have nothing to do for the rest of the week we should totally go to a strip club. I've heard that the strippers in the tropical areas of the world will take you to the back room and have sex with you if you pay them enough.

Who am I kidding? All strippers do that.

[withoutverona]

I have no idea why I even want to get married again. It's not like it worked out so well the last time.

Oh, right, love's bitch. (I am so damn doomed. But I kind of like it.)

I'm pretty sure Yurika would quit being a bunny just to kick my ass if she heard I was anywhere near a strip club. But really, all strippers? I need to remember that next time I'm single. As ways to get laid go, that's easier than proposing.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, strippers are just a couple of twenties and "come on, I won't tell anybody"'s away from being hookers. I thought everybody knew that!

[withoutverona]

The girls at home are very into "look, but teehee! if you want to touch you need to either marry me or spend a good week convincing me I'm The One."

... freaking Catholics.

And my mun has this odd urge to apologize to her 9th-grade English teacher, now. Any idea what that's about?

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

No idea. My mun feels the need to find a stripper and apologize. I have no idea what's going on with that.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Why do I find the fact that John's a bunny funny?

Heh. Funny bunny.

[the_merriest]

Also you managed to stop your fellow posse-members from being complete morons, which is an amazing task given their capacity for stupidity.

Which means you are owed squeezy hugs and/or beer and other random favors.

[raspberryturk]

Beer's on me, yo!

No, really, man. What she said. You're like a superhero or somethin'.

[withoutverona]

Does this mean you two have actually spoken to each other?

In English?

And understood each other?

Fantastic! My next task is going to be peace in the Middle East.

And then I'll de-bunnify my girlfriend. (Actually, that one might just come first.)

[the_merriest]

I recommend theoretical physics of some kind. When not finding a cure for cancer.

No, the bunny thing should totally come first.

Also, we're certainly trying our hardest to screw it up, but so far it looks like maybe we haven't. I am very proud of us, even though that mun-person keeps headdesking and threatening to send me into a convent of some kind.

What's a convent?

[withoutverona]

A convent is an evil place that snatches young women and keeps them from allowing me the world to properly appreciate their beauty, and discharges them as bitter crones. Your mun would not be so cruel.

And my mun wishes to apologize to the entire Catholic faith, now.