because the mun is still mad.

[gobrookeyourself]

First off, I seem to be in a locker. Which sucks.

Second off, my mun is still raging over last night's episode and keeps getting madder when she talks about it. There's talk of abandoning canon and setting fire to things and I'm starting to think the earlier talk of needing me to cry more to be IC and how it'd been like a year since my last pregnancy scare would be me getting off easy.

And IT WOULD STILL BE BETTER THAN WHAT HAPPENED TO ME IN CANON. AND COME ON. I AM BROOKE, NOT THE BROOKEALIKE, WHY AM I ACTING LIKE HER. GOD.

Comments

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Yeah, good idea! Maybe she'll leave me alone and focus on putting your ass in a coma.

[wanna-be-lucas.livejournal.com]

AT LEAST IF I WAS IN A COMA, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO COPE WITH MY UPCOMING CANONICAL ISSUES.

[gobrookeyourself]

ISSUES? GASP. BUT YOU'RE ALL STUPIDLY HAPPY IN THE FIRST AND SECONDS EPISODES OF THE SEASON. I'M SURE THAT WON'T GO BAD AND YOU WON'T END UP RETREADING THE SAME STUFF AGAIN.

[wanna-be-lucas.livejournal.com]

LIKE HOW I'M SURE I WON'T SEE YOUR BLACKENED FACE AND FEEL SOME DESPERATE NEED TO PROTECT YOU AND IGNORE MY NEW ALMOST WIFE (WTF IS UP WITH THAT, BTW? WASN'T I JUST IN A FAILED ENGAGEMENT/MARRIAGE THING LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO THAT ENDED IN A MOHAWK?)

[gobrookeyourself]

YOUR HAIR'S GROWING BACK NICELY THOUGH. I MEAN THAT NON-SNARKILY.

I ESPECIALLY LOVE THAT YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE HEARD THAT I "FELL DOWN THE STAIRS". YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN ME AND INSTANTLY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH ME AGAIN OR SOMETHING AND SKILLZ WOULD HAVE TO COLLECT MONEY ON A BET.

[wanna-be-lucas.livejournal.com]

SKILLZ NEEDS TO SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THE GIRLZ. *DARES HIM*

AND YES, MY HAIR IS LOOKING RATHER FABULOUS. I THINK IT'S THE DEEP, RANDOM LOVE FOR THE FREAKING COMET. OR THE STYLISTS YOU WON IN THE DIVORCE FINALLY QUIT.

[gobrookeyourself]

OR MAYBE THEY WERE TOO BUSY MAKING ME LOOK LIKE HELL TO MAKE YOUR HAIR LOOK IT.