because the mun is still mad.

[gobrookeyourself]

First off, I seem to be in a locker. Which sucks.

Second off, my mun is still raging over last night's episode and keeps getting madder when she talks about it. There's talk of abandoning canon and setting fire to things and I'm starting to think the earlier talk of needing me to cry more to be IC and how it'd been like a year since my last pregnancy scare would be me getting off easy.

And IT WOULD STILL BE BETTER THAN WHAT HAPPENED TO ME IN CANON. AND COME ON. I AM BROOKE, NOT THE BROOKEALIKE, WHY AM I ACTING LIKE HER. GOD.

Comments

[wanna-be-lucas.livejournal.com]

*VOTES FOR SETTING STUFF ON FIRE!*

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Yeah, good idea! Maybe she'll leave me alone and focus on putting your ass in a coma.

[not-that-gentle.livejournal.com]

I HEAR YOU. My player actually STEPPED AWAY FROM THE NARNIA BOOKS FOR LIKE YEARS after what happened to me.

[gobrookeyourself]

Well that's what you get for wearing makeup you dirty ho. NO NARNIA FOR YOU.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

UM, HELLO.

HAVE ANY OF YOU HEARD OF MY CANONICAL FIRST NAME? I WIN.

[ecirpnellehada.livejournal.com]

lol, Leland.

ACTUALLY, LOL ALL OF YOU. IN MY CANON I LEARN TO WALK RIGHT, SO NYAH.

[mycanonhatesme]

SUPER. EMPATHY.

Yes, I feel your pain. QUITE LITERALLY, THANKS GUYS.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

SUPER EMPATHY.

AHEM.

AHAHAHAHAHA.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

*pats you*

I'm sorry. Thankfully my canon has made it so I can make lovesick puppy look good.

If only other members of my canon were so lucky. *eyes Dan and Serena*

[gobrookeyourself]

You're at least productive with your lovesick puppy!

I mean, I guess "target practice" falls under productive, too...

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Um, I DIE in my canon. Violently and, in my opinion, stupidly.

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

I feel for you there. *nods*

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Season three, that's all I can say.

WTF married at eighteen and playing happy homemaker? She didn't even take college classes part time.

Canon? What canon?

[sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with that? Sounds like you turn into a nice, morally upright young lady.

Whereas I end up the father-in-law to a werewolf.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

Hey, fourty some years of fighting for goodness and what do I have to show for it?

Insanity, a dead girlfriend, and a hamster.

*sigh*

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

The hamster is cute, though!

[withoutverona]

HI I SHOULD BE DEAD. ALONG WITH BASICALLY EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW.

My mun thinks she's so nice.

[gobrookeyourself]

At least you're not? Yay happy! You're much prettier alive anyway.

[sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com]

I have to chew my sparklebaby out of my wife's uterus!

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

...

I think you might win. BY LIKE EIGHTY HUNDRED MILES.

[im-afrog.livejournal.com]

Oh, I feel your pain.

My mun watched last night's episode and is still gawking at the TV. *is all for you abandoning canon, omg!*

[gobrookeyourself]

It crossed a line!!!

[solo_sword]

Set. On. Fire.

[gobrookeyourself]

SHUT UP THIS IS MY POST. I THINK I STILL LOOKED WORSE ANYWAY.

[justmisplaced.livejournal.com]

I have to kill my brother to stop him from killing off fifty percent of the world because of an injection I gave him.

... Not before he's killed half of Seattle, including our mother, though.

My mun is just starting to put bits of canon catch up into place. NOT GOOD!

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

I screwed over the entire Marvel universe by not going to to be emperor of a murderous race I had no knowledge of at the age of 16.

THANKS, BENDIS. THANKS A BUNCH.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Dude.

And I thought I had it bad with my whole Numbers curse.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Last I heard, my canon was setting me up to become a politician. ME. IN POLITICS.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

To be fair, it would lead to the most awesome sex scandal ever.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

The mun is this close to uploading the icon of my death that she found somewhere. Maybe she should; it'd be a sort of closure, after the completely incoherent plotline that resulted in it.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

...Can I just say the term "Brookealike" Amuses me greatly?

[gobrookeyourself]

I'm really really upset I didn't think of it when I was still on radio.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

I'm being written by a fanboy hack that let Wolverine's goddamn, namby-pamby mohawk havin' son kick my ass.

Someday, I'mma stab Way. In the eye.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

... Daken kicked your ass?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

I get my heart ripped out by my business partner who tried to have me killed.

On the plus side? I'm still the best looking one around in my universe.

[hanged-magician.livejournal.com]

You are. YOU ARE. Rawr.

And....you are Iron Man.

[makescherries.livejournal.com]

I spend 17 years raising my son and waiting for him to get old enough to go free my husband and the rest of the kingdom. And in my two scenes? I STILL KICK ASS.

[weetuskenraider]

I'M STILL WTFING OVER WHAT I END UP DOING IN LEGACY OF THE FORCE, OKAY.

Which I guess kind of makes sense and stuff but OMG THAT PART IN INVINCIBLE EW.

[solo_sword]

There was much keysmashing at that, yes.

But my mun likes your character again, thank you FH! :D

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Can I ease your pain somehow?

[gobrookeyourself]

I'd say yes, but I'm too busy shipping. GO MAKE OUT WITH SAM ALREADY, GOD.

[techno-tosh.livejournal.com]

My mun doesn't like me to talk about the season two finale of my canon.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

My creator pulled JR-in-the-shower reset fakeouts on me and Francine. TWICE.

And then there was that whole stupid side trip that spent way too much time looking into the head of the crazycakes girl who only ever got mentioned like three times as Francine's brother's ex-girlfriend or something.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

At least you never had a mullet.

No, not just a mullet. A WONDER-MULLET.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Um.

I don't know what you'd call my hair, but "styling" isn't a part of it.