because the mun is still mad.

[gobrookeyourself]

First off, I seem to be in a locker. Which sucks.

Second off, my mun is still raging over last night's episode and keeps getting madder when she talks about it. There's talk of abandoning canon and setting fire to things and I'm starting to think the earlier talk of needing me to cry more to be IC and how it'd been like a year since my last pregnancy scare would be me getting off easy.

And IT WOULD STILL BE BETTER THAN WHAT HAPPENED TO ME IN CANON. AND COME ON. I AM BROOKE, NOT THE BROOKEALIKE, WHY AM I ACTING LIKE HER. GOD.

Comments

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Season three, that's all I can say.

WTF married at eighteen and playing happy homemaker? She didn't even take college classes part time.

Canon? What canon?

[sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with that? Sounds like you turn into a nice, morally upright young lady.

Whereas I end up the father-in-law to a werewolf.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

And she's not even a toddler yet. Can I say once again how wrong that is?

[ella-obeys.livejournal.com]

I get married off at 16ish! Granted I'm totes in love with my husband and he's heir to the throne, but still, whoa child bride.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

But you've got the whole fairy tale thing working for you!

I'm supposed to be a late 20th century girl! Women's lib and all that!

I simper! It's ridiculous!!!

[sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com]

My wife is a 21st century girl and she didn't mind that I coerced her into getting married at 18 and not going to college! She lived happily ever after.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

But your wife is a twit. And I've only read about four chapters of the first book.

[sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com]

No! She's the most unselfish, pure and beautiful woman ever created!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Dude, all that abstinence twisted your brain. You really needed to have hot sweaty sex more often.

Here, have boobies. Just don't tell the boyfriend.