because the mun is still mad.

[gobrookeyourself]

First off, I seem to be in a locker. Which sucks.

Second off, my mun is still raging over last night's episode and keeps getting madder when she talks about it. There's talk of abandoning canon and setting fire to things and I'm starting to think the earlier talk of needing me to cry more to be IC and how it'd been like a year since my last pregnancy scare would be me getting off easy.

And IT WOULD STILL BE BETTER THAN WHAT HAPPENED TO ME IN CANON. AND COME ON. I AM BROOKE, NOT THE BROOKEALIKE, WHY AM I ACTING LIKE HER. GOD.

Comments

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up. You're from the pre-Kalish era. And from the smartest of all the PR series. And at least your executive producers never outright said they didn't believe in continuity.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I'm never gonna live that down.

At least my player and her partner-in-crime are nice enough to take the most WTFy parts of our canon and kinda, well. Fix them. So they make sense. Or more sense.

[nottheclone.livejournal.com]

That doesn't exactly help me, though, does it? Or my clone.

...I can't believe I actually just stuck up for Alex. It's a strange feeling. I don't think I like it.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Oh shut up.

At least you don't have two different ages coming from two different official sources.

[nottheclone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because they never even gave me ONE.

I don't even know my mother is. Or if I have one. Maybe I was grown in a lab like my clone. Who the he- heck knows?

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

At least your last name is official canon, Cadet.

[nottheclone.livejournal.com]

Mine too, nyah-nyah...

Er, I mean. That sucks, Jen. Forget about punching trees- know what'd totally make you feel better? A hug. From me. *waggles eyebrows*

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

. . .

Okay!

Don't tell Alex.

[futureclone]

...I can't even protest, because this is basically canon.

God, canon screws me over so hard, doesn't it?

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

Poor Alex. Doomed to spend half your screentime as the mysterious man in the sunglasses and crappy excuse for lighting, and most of the rest of it being a bastard. :(

[futureclone]

I can't have always been a bastard! You accepted my proposal and were going to avenge my death and everything!

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

I did! And I did! Except I kind of didn't really, did I.

And obviously you weren't always a bastard, but god knows that's all we ever actually got to SEE.

Except for that one redeeming moment in the hospital, but since Mr. Collins thought he was hallucinating his kid, it's not like any of us will ever know that was you, now, will we?

God, canon really did screw you over.

[futureclone]

No, my killer had a Come to Jesus moment and you all sort of went awwww.

It really, really did. I probably drink a lot in the future.

[multiplez]

Yeah, but that pretty much involved taking the hatchet to them, because, yeesh.