Bloody ingrates!

[rottentothekorr.livejournal.com]

Look, all we wanted to do was take over their damn island. It wouldn't have been so bad! At least not for us, anyway.

And don't even get me started on Jan. First he marries his sister (shut up, it's not my fault I didn't tell him) who gives birth to twin freaks, doesn't even remember I'm his sire, and then he cripples me! It's not like anyone on Nemesis island is going to help me. Watch me die and then eat me, more like. Probably those chipmunks -- I never did trust them.

[ooc: For your nemesis characters to get their bitching on! (About anything, really.)]

Comments

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

Every single one of you is wrong about everything. I'm the only one who can see things clearly. I've got a scholarship because I'm smart and I earned it. You are all just evil bad guys who get by on being evil.

I'm better.

[notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com]

...don't make me regret not snapping your neck.

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

Even with a broken neck, I'd be better than you.

[notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com]

Are you Barbara Gordon?

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

I'm not a girl. You might need to get your eyes checked. I can't afford to go to a top notch optician because I'm poor but I get by and I don't complain.

Also, I punched the crap out of my nemesis.

[notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com]

Then you'll just be a cripple. I win.

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

And how will you live with crippling me? You'll feel overwhelming guilt for doing something to a kid.

I pity you.

[notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com]

...

*cripples*

Yes. The guilt. It's eating me up inside.

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

It will be. And I don't mind being crippled. It will just let me overcome more adversity! If some crippled kid with a scholarship can make it, ANYONE CAN.

[notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com]

And yet, you're still crippled. You know, I think i am feeling guilt. I'll help you get a scholarship to a school with no handicapped access.

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

I can overcome that. Just because there's no handicapped access doesn't mean I should be held back. I will fight for access and I will crawl if I have to.

Evilness does not have to mean meanness, you know.

[anagent-ofchaos.livejournal.com]

Humphrey...please, let me put a smile on that face.

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

I'm already smiling because of my SCHOLARSHIP.

[anagent-ofchaos.livejournal.com]

One day you're going to wake up wired to a room filled with drums of gasoline and your precious little scholarship won't be able to help you.

...And I thought we were going to arrange a trade between you and that Bass kid? Can we still do that?

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

You don't want Chuck Bass. He doesn't have a scholarship or a rock star dad or girls who are out of his league hanging off his every word.

Also, I'll get you a brochure on fires. Prevention starts with you.

[anagent-ofchaos.livejournal.com]

If Chuck Bass doesn't have all that stuff to blather on about then, yes, I think I do want him.

Prevention starts with me, huh? I would like to prevent you from speaking again. Any ideas how I could do that? All of mine seem to involve knives.

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

Just ask me nicely. People who constantly threaten only just prove that this society has been desensitized to all types of violence. I'm not sure if this is a result of the media or the nation's lack of education but it's happening and it scares me.

[justcallmeglory.livejournal.com]

I'd suck out your brains but I'm afraid of what I'd catch.

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

I assure you, I make sure to get annual checks. Venereal diseases are for Chuck Bass and people who are too dirty to clean down there. There's nothing embarrassing about making sure things are clean, people.

[justcallmeglory.livejournal.com]

I tell ya, I see you talking and I see you getting dumber. Who knew that was possible?

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

You're obviously misinformed. That's okay, I'm pleased to tell you that I have a scholarship so there's no way I'm dumb. I'm a writer, I use the creative side of my brain and I'm hot.

Apparently.

[justcallmeglory.livejournal.com]

Okay, screw this already.

*sucks out brain*

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

HEY THAT'S MINE!!!

[justcallmeglory.livejournal.com]

Not anymore! Sorry, former-Mr.-Know-It-All, have fun among the drooling masses.