http://rottentothekorr.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] rottentothekorr.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2008-09-22 07:08 am

Bloody ingrates!

Look, all we wanted to do was take over their damn island. It wouldn't have been so bad! At least not for us, anyway.

And don't even get me started on Jan. First he marries his sister (shut up, it's not my fault I didn't tell him) who gives birth to twin freaks, doesn't even remember I'm his sire, and then he cripples me! It's not like anyone on Nemesis island is going to help me. Watch me die and then eat me, more like. Probably those chipmunks -- I never did trust them.

[ooc: For your nemesis characters to get their bitching on! (About anything, really.)]

[identity profile] darth-tool.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I still can't believe she used Force lightning on me before I had the chance to use it on her. As if she could ever defeat me! I let her get away.

[identity profile] pale-todd.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
He named me Todd.

[identity profile] lonelyboydan.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Every single one of you is wrong about everything. I'm the only one who can see things clearly. I've got a scholarship because I'm smart and I earned it. You are all just evil bad guys who get by on being evil.

I'm better.

[identity profile] notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
My nemesis was a blathering idiot! How can he be my counterpart?

[identity profile] notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
...don't make me regret not snapping your neck.

[identity profile] darth-tool.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
My nemesis never bothered to show! He sent a teenager in his place. The nerve!

[identity profile] anagent-ofchaos.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine kicked me in the face. Consider it foreplay. We're not done.

And I diiiiiiiiiiiid meet a pretty blond fangirl.

[identity profile] anagent-ofchaos.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Humphrey...please, let me put a smile on that face.

[identity profile] lonelyboydan.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Even with a broken neck, I'd be better than you.

[identity profile] anagent-ofchaos.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*cough*Gotbeatbyagirl*cough*

I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. It's just...your face annoys me.

[identity profile] lonelyboydan.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm already smiling because of my SCHOLARSHIP.

[identity profile] mountie-abuser.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
My nemesis SHOULD LOVE ME, NOT SOME OTHER WHORE.

[identity profile] notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you Barbara Gordon?

[identity profile] notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't seem to understand.

Blathering. Idiot.

AND WE TIED.

[identity profile] oldskooltoaster.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*ANGRY RED BEAM OF LIGHT*

[identity profile] notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*rubs forehead*

I hate you.

[identity profile] notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It is oddly familiar...

[identity profile] lonelyboydan.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a girl. You might need to get your eyes checked. I can't afford to go to a top notch optician because I'm poor but I get by and I don't complain.

Also, I punched the crap out of my nemesis.

[identity profile] lonelyboydan.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
There are some people in other countries who don't even HAVE NAMES. God, be grateful for what you have.

[identity profile] notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you'll just be a cripple. I win.

[identity profile] darth-tool.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't like me angry, no matter what you think of my face.

[identity profile] lonelyboydan.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
And how will you live with crippling me? You'll feel overwhelming guilt for doing something to a kid.

I pity you.

[identity profile] pale-todd.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I shall be grateful that you are young and stupid and likely not to run when I raise my hand to your chest.

[identity profile] anagent-ofchaos.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Chicks dig guys in makeup. Ask Jack.

[identity profile] notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
...

*cripples*

Yes. The guilt. It's eating me up inside.

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