http://rottentothekorr.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] rottentothekorr.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2008-09-22 07:08 am

Bloody ingrates!

Look, all we wanted to do was take over their damn island. It wouldn't have been so bad! At least not for us, anyway.

And don't even get me started on Jan. First he marries his sister (shut up, it's not my fault I didn't tell him) who gives birth to twin freaks, doesn't even remember I'm his sire, and then he cripples me! It's not like anyone on Nemesis island is going to help me. Watch me die and then eat me, more like. Probably those chipmunks -- I never did trust them.

[ooc: For your nemesis characters to get their bitching on! (About anything, really.)]

[identity profile] darth-tool.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*stalks around to make black cape flap in an intimidating manner*

You are an insect to be squashed beneath the heel of my shiny, shiny boots.

[identity profile] lonelyboydan.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Only girls wear shiny, shiny boots. To be a man, you should purchase some sneakers and maybe lose the cape. It looks like a dress.

[identity profile] darth-tool.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
How have you survived this island for so long?

[identity profile] lonelyboydan.livejournal.com 2008-09-21 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
People recognize a voice of reason and respect that.