Bloody ingrates!

[rottentothekorr.livejournal.com]

Look, all we wanted to do was take over their damn island. It wouldn't have been so bad! At least not for us, anyway.

And don't even get me started on Jan. First he marries his sister (shut up, it's not my fault I didn't tell him) who gives birth to twin freaks, doesn't even remember I'm his sire, and then he cripples me! It's not like anyone on Nemesis island is going to help me. Watch me die and then eat me, more like. Probably those chipmunks -- I never did trust them.

[ooc: For your nemesis characters to get their bitching on! (About anything, really.)]

Comments

[darth-tool.livejournal.com]

I still can't believe she used Force lightning on me before I had the chance to use it on her. As if she could ever defeat me! I let her get away.

[anagent-ofchaos.livejournal.com]

*cough*Gotbeatbyagirl*cough*

I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. It's just...your face annoys me.

[notsomouthymerc.livejournal.com]

It is oddly familiar...

[darth-tool.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't like me angry, no matter what you think of my face.

[anagent-ofchaos.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh aren't we fiesty? Learn to smile, and don't wave that overgrown glow stick at me. You'll rip a hole in my clothes and then I'll have to bother grandma Umbridge to fix it.

[darth-tool.livejournal.com]

I could wave my hand and end you, and you fear bothering your grandmother? Interesting priorities.

[anagent-ofchaos.livejournal.com]

SHE'S A BUSY LADY! I'M NOT SCARED IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!

[darth-tool.livejournal.com]

Right. Of course not. Let's call her in to make us some lunch.

[anagent-ofchaos.livejournal.com]

SHE'S MINE! SHE'LL ONLY MAKE ME LUNCH!

...I hope it's grilled cheese and tomato soup. Mmm...

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't hit girls. It's not very manly.

[darth-tool.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't speak to your superiors out of turn. It tends to shorten one's lifespan.

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

You should really check into anger management. Being angry just causes problems for you and all your friends and family. Resentment builds up and it can lead to physical and mental sickness.

[darth-tool.livejournal.com]

*stalks around to make black cape flap in an intimidating manner*

You are an insect to be squashed beneath the heel of my shiny, shiny boots.

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

Only girls wear shiny, shiny boots. To be a man, you should purchase some sneakers and maybe lose the cape. It looks like a dress.

[darth-tool.livejournal.com]

How have you survived this island for so long?

[lonelyboydan.livejournal.com]

People recognize a voice of reason and respect that.