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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, what's going on out there on Fandom island?

We haven't chatted in awhile and I think we're about due for a status update. School going okay? Work going okay? Anyone seen anyone new naked? Anyone wanna see someone specific naked? Any dates? Any breakups? Any emo?

Let's talk, Fandom.

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[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

God has been strangely quiet. I'm kind of afraid.

Other than that, there has been no nakedness, no dating, no kissing, nothing. I THOUGHT that certain people might have gotten a clue I was interested in them after Homecoming, but APPARENTLY NOT.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Maybe God and the object of your interest are plotting?

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

...

HA HA HA HA HA

I should go visit Loki. He'll understand.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

I completely fucking would, yes. God's such a fickle prick sometimes. Appearing when you don't want Him to and disappearing when you need Him.

Also, not that I'm one for advice, but the object of your interest needs to wake the fuck up or go to the back of the line.