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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, what's going on out there on Fandom island?

We haven't chatted in awhile and I think we're about due for a status update. School going okay? Work going okay? Anyone seen anyone new naked? Anyone wanna see someone specific naked? Any dates? Any breakups? Any emo?

Let's talk, Fandom.

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[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

There was a break-up, then emo, then a date. YAY!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Good date, then?

[weetuskenraider]

I think I might have a little bit of a crush on someone who's a baby in my timeline.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

Um, well...maybe try and forget about that?

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

No one gave me a tribute of pie over Thanksgiving break but other than that, I'm good. I feel like going out and getting drunk for funsies.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

No one gave you pie because you're mean to people on the radio.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

My life is great, I'm Chuck Bass.

But to get more specific, I got to spend a holiday away from my dad, thank god and I've got my pet monkey back. Watching Blair perform a striptease was amazing . It is a shame about her and Nathaniel though. Really. A shame.

And, you know, I've got that whole sleeping with Angela project to work on.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

We might have to have a go over that last one, Charles.

[likethegun]

My holiday was great, my classes are fun, and my boyfriend is amazing. For once, everything's actually going right.

...did anyone else hear a foreboding thunderclap just then?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Don't jinx yourself there, Sam.

Next thing you know, they'll be casting for this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0999872/) down at the Boards and YOU WILL BE THE STAR.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Despite a little misstep because Brooke has a big mouth, things are going pretty decently for me.

I haven't killed anything or anyone.

I saw my girlfriend naked. That was fun. Lots and lots.

Um, cooking club is still going and no one's burned anything down and I haven't fled the room screaming.

Things are good. How did that happen?

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

IT IS ALL MY DOING.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

OMG, OMG, OMG.

FINALLY!

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE FINALLY!

Here's to many more!

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

God has been strangely quiet. I'm kind of afraid.

Other than that, there has been no nakedness, no dating, no kissing, nothing. I THOUGHT that certain people might have gotten a clue I was interested in them after Homecoming, but APPARENTLY NOT.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Maybe God and the object of your interest are plotting?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I survived Thanksgiving with my girlfriend's mother and LIVED to tell the tale!

And I kind of miss the giant sentient teddy bear.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Giant sentient teddy bear?

[bad-nose-job.livejournal.com]

I've never seen anyone naked and I'm not entirely sure I would want to. Unless it just happened accidentally and I could not not look away.

I still have this piggy nose but mother wants me to marry this gentleman back home who called me a monster. I might be considering this. It means my freedom, you see.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

If you marry someone who thinks you're a monster, it means you're free?

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Things are .... something?

I mean, it's great overall. Class has been going well, I have an awesome girlfriend, one of my best buds came for a visit, I went on a cool holiday roadtrip with Amber ...

And then things got weird again.

I may go bury myself under a few blankets now.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oooh, upturn and then a downturn. Hiding won't make it better, Professor.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Things are pretty good for me! Classes are cake (and I will always laugh at Professor Dex for his Cher impression), holiday was quiet and I've been making out with my roommate.

Or my...makeout friend? I don't know what we are anymore. But, it's nice.

Still, threesome, yes.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

It's pretty much the best idea ever

[momslilassassin]

My mom's dead, my dad's pretty much comatose, my cousin's actively evil and my mun says I'm too wee for a girlfriend.

Or a boyfriend.

So...about average?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

...

At least there's pizza?

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

*checks*

Yup. Still have crazy bits. But at least three people know now and don't think I'm an awful freak for it, so yay? Of course, I've got to make it four soon and who knows how that will go...

Also, I think I'm developing a fetish for chicks who work with dead people. That's a little...unsettling.

...At least there's a new episode of Rumor Gal tonight?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Well, a fetish...can be good, right? There are good fetishes out there. And she only works with dead people, she's not actually the dead one.

If you were interested in one of the band members in at Caritas, then there might be an issue.

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

School's fine. I got a cool job. Thanksgiving with my family was actually sort of awesome, or at least I left not wanting to kill anybody. That's progress.

And ... okay, so I had a date last week with somebody I really like? But I don't know if that's going anywhere. So, no nakedness. Woe.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

But, hey, a date! That's good! It takes one small step before you make the giant leaps.

I sound like a flipping Hallmark card.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I quit all my jobs, semi-broke up with my boyfriend, went to Japan, had a RIDICULOUS job, came back, got into a huge fight with my friend, and came back to Fandom and had some awesome sex after being awake for like twenty-odd hours.

So. There's that.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

We should have done that last one after you had some sleep.

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

I am...making new friends.

I don't know how this happened.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Why's that such a hard thing to fathom?

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

I have a fucking desk job, I voluntarily bought Christmas decorations and I've been trying to be good (not that I succeeded completely).

What the hell is in this town's water?

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Chocolate.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Robin came back, I think one of my best friend's is dating the mayor, Ray nearly had a camp out in my office (and he says he doesn't have a huge heart), and nothing's invaded lately.

I'd say it's not going too badly.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

I had my first fight with my boyfriend who I am in love with, who I have been TELLING as much since September, and who might finally feel the same way. Or else he was just tired because I did something dirty to him.

Also, I have a droid that makes milkshakes, I designed a cell phone that can dial space for my bajillionaire boss, and I think I might be something of an incumbent Christmas Nazi. As soon as I understand how to celebrate the holiday a little better.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

It was probably a little bit of both! I'm still gonna be shocked that you've been in love with me since September.

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

It's just absolutely lovely here! Even with the couple of bumps at work, I'm having a great time! No complaints!

*spews out more sunshine and rainbows*

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

None whatsoever?

LUCKY.

You dodged the emo of a bazillion teenagers (and some adults) combined.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

My grandparents know I'm pregnant.

Thanksgiving was fun.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oops! Well, at least the cat's out of the bag?

[lots-of-olives.livejournal.com]

I tended a bar and have learned to be nice to teenagers.

Something is very wrong.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that nice streak will disappear when you find out that I've told half the building you're the maintenance girl.

[perfectmissyork.livejournal.com]

My player keeps NEGLECTING ME, omg.

I hate the new detective and it has nothing to do with that she's all cute and young.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Oooh, not!jealousy shenanigans!

[meg-powers.livejournal.com]

Thanksgiving was nice. No one here cares who my mother is which is even nicer.

I'm seventeen. I should be dating someone.

But my mun doesn't get me out nearly often enough. It's starting to piss me off.

I feel like an inadvertent poster child for the stupid sex ed class.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

The semester's not over yet? There's still time! And, if not, there's a slew of new students on their way.