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So, what's going on out there on Fandom island?

We haven't chatted in awhile and I think we're about due for a status update. School going okay? Work going okay? Anyone seen anyone new naked? Anyone wanna see someone specific naked? Any dates? Any breakups? Any emo?

Let's talk, Fandom.

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I've never seen anyone naked and I'm not entirely sure I would want to. Unless it just happened accidentally and I could not not look away.

I still have this piggy nose but mother wants me to marry this gentleman back home who called me a monster. I might be considering this. It means my freedom, you see.

If you marry someone who thinks you're a monster, it means you're free?

Well, see, the curse will be broken and my nose will be normal! Mother assures me he doesn't think I'm a monster anymore.

Well, I'd hope so because no one should think anyone else is a monster unless, you know, ACTUAL monster which you're not.

You might have to punch him in the face if he doesn't change his tune.

I'm not, THANK YOU!

I could try to punch him but I'm not such a very violent person.

As for everything else, I wouldn't mind dating. BEFORE I get married. :D

I'm a strong proponent of dating before marriage. It lets you find out a whole bunch of interesting things that might change your mind about the guy upon marriage.

Maybe there's someone here that doesn't mind the nose?

Exactly so.

It's a nice thought but my nose is very apparent. And awkward. It's what you see when you look at me. What I see when I look at me.

So you marry a guy who called you a monster and you're stuck with him for the rest of your life.

How is that freedom?

Or did I miss something?

It's this whole curse thing. *points at nose*

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