*feels vindicated*

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

I told you. I told you all. Tik-toks just waiting to cause trouble. You all thought I was mad doing my wash in the tub and now, see what's happened.

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[bitchprince]

Never again is Dinah allowed to make light of my insistence that Merlin scrubs our clothes in the 'sink'. You can't trust anything that makes that much noise.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

That's the proper way to do it! Soap, a tub, a board, and a brush. And water, obviously.

...though why you can't do your own, I don't know.

[bitchprince]

You must be joking. I'm the prince, I've got more important duties. Such as making certain my father doesn't have entire villages executed because a child wandered off and looked at a sorcerer once.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Your father is a special special man.

Like what?

You wouldn't say looking after your appearance, making sure that things are done properly, isn't important to a prince? A man's clothes place him in the world and you'd leave that to someone else?

*sigh*

I really don't understand that.

[bitchprince]

You have absolutely no idea. Landing in jail gets a bit tiring with time.

You wouldn't. You look like you're too gawky to hold up a sword, let alone understand what it is to be a knight.

But no matter. At least we can agree on the 'modern appliances'. Ridiculous things.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

I've held a sword. And I'm stronger than I look. I just haven't had the advantage of anyone teaching me anything.

...there is that, though. I'd rather do things the long way and do them properly.

My mun has seen the series. And spends quite a lot of it facepalming at executive decisions.

[bitchprince]

My mun says just hum, it's Camelot in high school, dun dun dun!

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

My mun enjoys it immensely, but tends to think of it as Arthurian legends via Smallville.

Also, there's giggling.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Shut uuuuuuup.

THis is not normal! The sinks could have grabbed them too!

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Of course not! They're sinks. Sinks aren't tik toks.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Washing machines don't tick! Or tock. They just spin! And wash! ... okay, now they do more, but STILL.

Sinks could suck them down just as well!

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

They're mechanical! They do things that a person could do. That's... it's creepy.

And I've never had a problem with a sink.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

I've had problems with sinks. But only after I spilled things down them, okay.

But they don't think or walk or or or tick like a time bomb! I like clean clothes! Fast clean clothes! Fast clean soft shiny not-wet clothes!

...which are now missing, but that is not the point!

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

My clothes are clean, sofr and shiny and not wet.

If you really need someone to do your clothes, I'll do them. Just to do them properly.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

You're... offering to wash my clothes?

I am not sure how to take that. .. Thank you? Um. I can do them. Really. Especially the delicates, which forget I said that, but.

Okay, not saying I'm giving up on the machines, because I like them, but, hypothetically, how much would you charge?

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

...Dude, you wash your clothes by hand, too? You're going to make an awesome butler some day.

[ooc: You have no idea how much I wanted to reply with royalarmyofoz]

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Of course I do.

I have no faith in those tik toks, for one, and for another, I like knowing the job is done well and carefully. A man's clothes are part of his presentation to the world and it's only right to look smart and sharp.

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahaha you'd spaz him so hard]

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

I never fully trusted dryers anyway. They like to kidnap socks, and see! See!! They even admitted to it! And I miss all my lost sockie friends.

[intraspective]

Whatever, Liir. It's Fandom being Fandom, and that's okay with me. Besides, loads of people 'round here could stand to wear less clothing.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

In January?

I beg to differ!

[intraspective]

Pffft. That just means they need to, you know, stand close to people.

Share the body heat!

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Personal space! Personal space! I know I don't, but some people do have it!

[intraspective]

Personal space is nice sometimes but when people are cold... who doesn't want to snuggle?

Or hug Johnny! He's, like, a portable heater. He rocks.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

I've only ever played gooseball with him. I think that would be a bit awkward.

[intraspective]

Maybe! He'd let me hug him though, totally.

Considering, you know, I've been invited to a threesome with him and Savannah before. So. A hug is fiiiine.