*feels vindicated*

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

I told you. I told you all. Tik-toks just waiting to cause trouble. You all thought I was mad doing my wash in the tub and now, see what's happened.

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[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

They're tiktoks! I'm no Unionist, but I don't truck much with pleasure pfaithism either!

And I've not dealt with many tik toks myself, but I've heard quite a lot of one killing a poor innocent Goat.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Okay, sometimes a car takes out the occasional livestock, but that's poor driving. Or poor driving conditions. Or deer suicide.

And pleasure what? No, never mind.

I am going to conquer the machines and prove you wrong!

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

If you conquer them, then they'll listen to you and... well, I don't know you very well, but that could be good or bad.

And I wasn't talking about livestock. He was a professor!

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

I'll command them to wash my clothes and give back the others, that's what I'll do.

Ohhh, well, if they killed a friend of yours, that makes sense. I'm sorry.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

No friend of mine. And not a professor here.`

It was all in the past, but I heard about it. Quite a lot as a child, really.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

...okay, your childhood was weirder than mine. And that's going some.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Two words.

Flying. Monkeys.

...four words on top of that, actually:

Magical. Manipulative. Evil. Goldfish.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

You so win.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

...I don't think that counts as 'winning'.