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I CAN'T EVEN KISS MY BOYFRIEND WITHOUT GETTING PELTED BY BOOKS.

Do you know how long we went without having sex? TOO LONG. AND NOW WE CAN'T DO IT. EVERYTHING SUCKS.

Edited 2009-02-20 00:13 (UTC)

KRIFFING JOHN SHEPPARD. PANSY ASS GOT ME DETENTION.

Just be glad you never had to see his cardio funk workout.

I AM PREGNANT AND I CAN'T HAVE AN ORGASM. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS MEANS I MIGHT TRY TO KILL MY HUSBAND AND COULD ACTUALLY SUCCEED IN THIS STATE?

I KNOW! I'M...KIND OF AFRAID.

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On top of everything else, I broke my vibrator in a tantrum. :(

YOU BROKE IT?

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Do y'all understand what this week has been like for the VIRGINAL TELEPATHIC types? Your thoughts are so angry and PORNOGRAPHIC. GOD.

FUCKING COFFEE ON MY CROTCH. ON OUR ANNIVERSARY.

I hate the whole world.

OW.

That is...OW.

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ANGELA IS EVIL AND WAS ALL STRETCHY AND BENDY AT CHEERLEADING. AND THEN CHUCK WAS EVIL BECAUSE HE FUCKING DIRTY TALKED AT ME.

I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SEX WITHOUT WANTING TO CRY. I HATE YOU ALL.

Yeaaaah. Just wait 'til tomorrow when there'll be hot girls having a sleepover with vodka in your room.

OOPS.

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Um. Yeah. I got nothing.

I had no idea I was capable of this kind of frustration.

AND LET ME TELL YOU, I HAVE A LOT OF REASONS TO BE FRUSTRATED TO BEGIN WITH.

*eyes*

Yeah, I'm just gonna move, thanks.

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...the weather was dreadfully cold last night?

IT WAS.

AT LEAST IT WASN'T SNOWING. GODS. JUST IMAGINE THAT.

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LISTEN. I HAVE SEX A LOT. A LOT. I HAVEN'T HAD ANY IN A WEEK. I AM IRRITABLE.

AND MY GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T LIKE CUDDLING WITH ME.

AND HER BRADIGAN IS UGLY.

IT SHOWCASES MY BOOBS!!!

Are you all having a bad week for some reason? *beams*

*GLARE GLARE GLARE*

THINGS ARE NOT WORKING. THE BURTON CANNON WILL NOT FIRE. ALSO, MY ROOMMATE IS SICK, RED'S AN IDIOT, AND I HATE DOGS.

You guys are babies. You can whine when you've had sex three times in fifteen months.

I'm pretty sure I lost my best friend last week.

I BROKE MYSELF. I JUST STARTED HAVING SEX. DID I COME WITH A MALFUNCTIONING PART?

ALSO, KAYLEE WON'T GET THAT A CUPCAKE IS SMALL. SMALL.

IT COULD BE A BIG CUP OKAY.

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ALCOHOL ON THIS ISLAND FOR A WEEK WITH NO SEX.