Bitchery, It's What's For Breakfast

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

All right.

TIME TO GET IT OUT.

GET YOUR BITCH ON. NOW. ABOUT THIS WEEK. ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. GO TO IT.

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[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

LISTEN. I HAVE SEX A LOT. A LOT. I HAVEN'T HAD ANY IN A WEEK. I AM IRRITABLE.

AND MY GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T LIKE CUDDLING WITH ME.

AND HER BRADIGAN IS UGLY.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

IT SHOWCASES MY BOOBS!!!