I know who killed Kitty Pryde

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

You see, I was on patrol in Town, and I saw Kitty and Lockheed drinking something that smelled terrible from a block away. I was concerned, so I went to check it out. They were both really drunk, and Kitty dropped her bottle. Surprised at this casual disrespect for the law, I gasped, "Egads! Kitty littered?"

She started laughing. And she. JUST. WOULDN'T. STOP! Until she died! I don't even know what was so funny!

I'M A MONSTER! *sob*

Comments

[mycanonhatesme]

Awwww! *tries not to snicker* *fails* *laughs really hard* *dies*

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Not again! I'm talking about the murder of a young girl! Why are people laughing? Why are they dying? Why oh why?!

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

OH NOES - THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

At least you're not dead again, Lily!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*pats The Tick*

But just think, if you're such a leathal weapon, you can't turn yourself in! You'd just decimate the entire criminal justice system that you love so much!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Egads! I must be a fugitive! There's no other choice!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

When they put you in jail, the Tsetse Fly will take over for you!!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

No! It must be an arachnid! Two more legs are needed!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*nods solemnly* Truly, it's the only responsible thing to do...

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Umm... You'll understand if I don't mention this in class on Thursday.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*salutes* I shall be a Happy Decorative Band-Aid on the Festering Wound of Criminality that is you, Prof!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Well done, Vala! Excellent metaphor!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*beams*

*tries not to get grossed out by own efforts*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

But sir! But...but...I CAN'T BLAME MYSELF IF IT WAS YOU!




[ooc: Also, it is so unfair that even Sad!Tick makes me laugh.]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Sure you can! You're my sidekick, so you're guilty by association!

[OOC: There is something clearly wrong with me if I can find a way to throw that much humor into something that's making me almost cry.]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

YAY!

I mean...WOE!




[ooc: Tick and Rory's scene is the only one so far that's actually made me come thisclose to crying. And yet, the image of Tick getting hit by a clown made me giggle.]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

You'll be sentenced to more angst, Caffeinator!

[OOC: Tick's just a big puppy dog. You want him to be happy. When he's happy, he makes everyone happy. When he's sad, it hurts. That's why I have to throw in the weird refs like Proto-Clown. It distracts you from the sad puppy dog for a minute.]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

As I deserve! It is, after all, ALL MY FAULT.



[ooc: It's so true! No one else made me sad! Logan an didn't, Angela isn't really, and not even CJ! But poor Tick. I'm so afraid of the metaphors at the memorial, though.]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

No, no. It's LARGELY YOUR FAULT! But it's mostly my fault because I'M A MONSTER! A MONSTER!

[OOC: I'm actually mad I labeled it NFB. It's the kind of thing that must be shared just to make people weep!

I fear myself when I have to write the speech. I hope I don't kill anyone there!]

[can_be_more]

Damn, that was good.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*bows proudly*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*giggligng*

*not dying, just giggling*

_{[that whole bit made me sniffle, damnit. Poor Tick.]}

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[I'm learning the power of the SadTick. BEWARE!

That said, there will be wacky hijinx soon, I swear!]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[You don't know how tempted I was to register Arthur as a Townie just to cheer tick up.]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[As cool as that would be, I do have something in place to improve his mood very soon. Just ride it out through the Sevice and happiness should sprout!]