http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-01 08:29 pm
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I know who killed Kitty Pryde

You see, I was on patrol in Town, and I saw Kitty and Lockheed drinking something that smelled terrible from a block away. I was concerned, so I went to check it out. They were both really drunk, and Kitty dropped her bottle. Surprised at this casual disrespect for the law, I gasped, "Egads! Kitty littered?"

She started laughing. And she. JUST. WOULDN'T. STOP! Until she died! I don't even know what was so funny!

I'M A MONSTER! *sob*
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[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
*pats The Tick*

But just think, if you're such a leathal weapon, you can't turn yourself in! You'd just decimate the entire criminal justice system that you love so much!

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Egads! I must be a fugitive! There's no other choice!

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
*nods solemnly* Truly, it's the only responsible thing to do...

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Umm... You'll understand if I don't mention this in class on Thursday.

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
*salutes* I shall be a Happy Decorative Band-Aid on the Festering Wound of Criminality that is you, Prof!

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well done, Vala! Excellent metaphor!

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
*beams*

*tries not to get grossed out by own efforts*
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-11-02 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Damn, that was good.

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-02 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
*bows proudly*
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