http://stupid-toasters.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] stupid-toasters.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2009-03-31 07:33 pm

Lend Me An Ear

So, we've all got our problems. And, if you don't have any problems, well, I salute you. But the majority of us have some issues. And maybe we don't know what to do about those issues. This is the post for you! Ask for advice! Ask what you should do in the case of: how to ask someone out for the first time, how to make long distance relationships work, how to break up with someone, how to tell someone they look fat in those jeans, anything at all you want advice on!

And one and all can answer, give you advice, speak from experience. We can help each other because frak knows, we've all been through some crap.

And really, this is therapy. We should be play therapist!

[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
BALLOONS ARE SCARY, OKAY?

[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not actually sure? But I don't think it has anything to do with zombies at my fifth birthday party.

[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
No, a zombie brought me balloons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6YQ4Qb3PdU) (at about 6:49).

Except that never happened.
raspberryturk: (Mmmhmm)

[personal profile] raspberryturk 2009-04-01 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Arm yourself with a pin, yo. That'll take care of any scary balloons you ever gotta deal with.

Or, you could, like, take 'em outside and just let 'em go.

[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
But . . . they're all floaty and . . .

*whimper*
raspberryturk: (Sly Glance)

[personal profile] raspberryturk 2009-04-01 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I hear there's some kinda helium shortage, if that helps any. Give it time, yo, and there won't be no more floatin' balloons ever again, yo.

[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but even the ones that don't have helium in them are kind of all . . . ominously round. D:
raspberryturk: (Headtilt)

[personal profile] raspberryturk 2009-04-01 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
What about the long thin squiggly ones? Are they okay?

[identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
No, I find those offensive to my sensibilities somehow . . .
raspberryturk: (Hmm.)

[personal profile] raspberryturk 2009-04-01 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Best advice I got for you, then? Move into a "Sharp pointy object" factory. That'll work every time.