all the pretty things

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Man, we haven't had this sort of therapy in a long while and I think it's good timing all things considered. It's time to talk about Chuck Bass's favorite thing in the world: sex!

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? If you're not having it, is there someone you'd change your mind for? Would you like to have it with Chuck Bass? I hear he's available. Any hijinx during your sexual escapades (looking at you Merlin and Francine!)?

Alternatively for you prudes: will you be hiding come Wednesday?

Comments

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

Having a fuck buddy is working out pretty well for me. All the sex, none of the hassle of a boyfriend.

What's not to like?

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Aww, is that we are? Labels are fun when they're not restricting. And when we're both good at the whole fucking aspect.

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

Some people say 'friends with benefits', but I don't know we're really friends as such.

We're good. It's fun. Works for me.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Probably not in the most traditional sense of the word but I don't hate you or anything so...stick with fuck buddies. It's more fun to say and it makes the virgins blush.