all the pretty things

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Man, we haven't had this sort of therapy in a long while and I think it's good timing all things considered. It's time to talk about Chuck Bass's favorite thing in the world: sex!

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? If you're not having it, is there someone you'd change your mind for? Would you like to have it with Chuck Bass? I hear he's available. Any hijinx during your sexual escapades (looking at you Merlin and Francine!)?

Alternatively for you prudes: will you be hiding come Wednesday?

Comments

[thatsamilkshake]

THERE WERE NO HIJINX! {Feedback} pervo squirrels. But I may have new dirty icons.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Getting prepped for the coming days, ain't you?

THERE WERE HIJINX.

[asgardcreated.livejournal.com]

Not so much as hiding as trying to drink away that persistant little voice in the back of my head that's still fifty- years old and going 'they're young enough to be your daughter fercryingoutloud!'

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

And there's no girls that strike your fancy?

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Dirty priest sex.

Yeah, that's all I have to say.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

KINKY! Gonna do it again?

[youcantfollow.livejournal.com]

I get the feeling I'm going to be the lone virgin soon.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Didn't you see boobs today?

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Flashed my boobs in class today, woo! \o/

Other than that, no, no sex. I'm kind of living vicariously through my best friends.

And I'm totes gonna do Jaina's twin one day.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Living vicariously? YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.

[badassfullback.livejournal.com]

I get the feeling it'd be easier to get laid if some jackass didn't keep saying I had VD...

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Yeaaaaaaah, I wondered about that. You don't, do you?

[not-jaded-yet.livejournal.com]

My player keeps laughing and saying 'Be glad there's no Juggernaut on island'.

I hate him.

And yes, hiding on Wednesday. Hiding a lot.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

You're gonna be hiding for awhile, aren't you? Won't even venture out to see possible nakedness?

[funnyways.livejournal.com]

I wish I'd be allowed to hide from the oncoming libido follies.

I know too well other things shall happen.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

You don't think you'll have any fun yourself?

[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am good in that respect. Very good, even.

I love living with my boyfriend. A lot.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

The whole living together does make things a lot easier. And, you know, we can just get naked whenever we want to.

[darkangelsawyer.livejournal.com]

I... think I'm about to lose my source for sex.

Which means this week could be tough.

I'll either be really miserable or looking for, um... 'consolation' wherever I can find it.

Anyone interested in helping a girl out?

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

I have the feeling that you probably won't be the only one looking, if that helps. Lots of horny teenagers around this place.

[weetuskenraider]

I'll be over there.

In the corner.

FLAILING.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU HAVE A SKYWALKER!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Psh, it's us. You know we're good.

Even if Benton's sick. Whatever, I have healing hands.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO TEMPT ME INTO THAT WHILE ILL.

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

Sex is so not on my radar right now.

*looks shifty*

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

LIIIIIIIIIIIES.

It's always on a teenager's radar.

I KNOW IT.

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

YOU ALL HAVE DIRTY, DIRTY MINDS, AND NO, I'M NOT GETTING ANY, AND I DON'T WANT TO.

SO THERE.

...MOSTLY.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

JEALOUS.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. GEEZ.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, TALK ABOUT IT. You've gotta have some pent up frustration.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

I will totally be heading out of town this weekend, thankyouverymuch.





HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

I hope you're able to walk so you can come back on Monday!

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

First alligators to fight and now this?

I kinda love this island.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

You should know that I have no moral issue when it comes to doing it with my fake sisters.

[bad-nose-job.livejournal.com]

Bahahahah!

*holds stomach*

Bahahahahahahahaha!!!

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

But but but Hurley! Not even some making out?

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

...it's times like this that I'm a little disappointed I have a roommate again.

Sorry Elspeth! You're perfectly nice and all, but, um *sideways look at Amber*

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Could always escape to the cabins? Lots of room in there now that people are back in the dorms!

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

Having a fuck buddy is working out pretty well for me. All the sex, none of the hassle of a boyfriend.

What's not to like?

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Aww, is that we are? Labels are fun when they're not restricting. And when we're both good at the whole fucking aspect.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

NED STILL WON'T DO ME IN AN ENGINE ROOM.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

DANGEROUS.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I'M PREGNANT AND DUE IN LIKE THREE WEEKS.

YOU'RE LUCKY I STILL LET HIM GO TO WORK.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Is that going to change come Wednesday?

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

I miiiight be hiding. But there are so many pretty people on this island...

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

There's no harm in looking!

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

I'll be hiding a lot, thanks.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Not even gonna looooooooook?

[likethegun]

I'm done with classes and work as of Wednesday afternoon.

Peter's done his manual labor time for the week.

Anyone who knocks on the door at any time this weekend will be ignored unless they're delivering food.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

what if the person is wearing a kilt?