all the pretty things

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Man, we haven't had this sort of therapy in a long while and I think it's good timing all things considered. It's time to talk about Chuck Bass's favorite thing in the world: sex!

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? If you're not having it, is there someone you'd change your mind for? Would you like to have it with Chuck Bass? I hear he's available. Any hijinx during your sexual escapades (looking at you Merlin and Francine!)?

Alternatively for you prudes: will you be hiding come Wednesday?

Comments

[youcantfollow.livejournal.com]

I notice many females telling me I won't be alone.

I find this unsettling.

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey, no, not like that.

Believe-you-me, you don't know unsettling until you overhear sex-thoughts from a neighbor down the hall or something. THAT'll keep you a virgin by CHOICE.

[youcantfollow.livejournal.com]

Oh God, you weren't in class when Lois flashed me, were you? If so, I am sorry. SOSOSOSOSOSO SORRY!