let's get it ooooooooon

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

After the past few days, a therapy post was probably needed so, here we go.

IT'S TIME TO SHARE YOUR SEXUAL ADVENTURES. SHARE THEM WITH THE CLASS. SELF LOVE, WITH SOMEONE, BEING DRIVEN INSANE BY THE HORMONES, ANYTHING.

SHARE.

Comments

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

COCKBLOCKED BY GOD

[weetuskenraider]

I AM GOING TO DIE OF MORTIFICATION AFTER THIS IS OVER. I CAN'T EVEN GET TO SECOND BASE WITHOUT THINGS HAPPENING TO ME, AND I AM STILL GOING TO DIE OF MORTIFICATION.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I can't walk at this point. BUT THAT IS OKAY BECAUSE WE CAN JUST STAY IN BED.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

By Sweet Holy Tempus' Mighty Blade...

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

I first want to say: I HAVE A LOVELY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND!

It was not my fault that girl dragged me to a closet! I thought she was hungry!

Also, I discovered naked people in paper books.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

I almost built myself a new vibrator the other day!

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Broke. The. Bed.

...and then he proposed.

I can't have the one without the other?

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

I think everyone is having sex except for me!

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

... one girl-kiss, one friend-kiss, one telepathic overshare, and I figured out how to kiss a guy with telekinesis.

So, kinda yay?

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dude.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'll get back to you when I get back from my international booty call with my exboyfriend.

....WHAT?

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

*&)@@#)(!^%$*(#@ frikkin' island and its *@#)(!*)#(_$ million *(#)@ ways to torture me. WHAT, LIKE THAT STUPID LOVE SPELL WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, NOW THERE'S THIS? GAWD.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

. . . men.

I swear to god.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

WELL DONE.

[solo_sword]

That's an interesting compliment...

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

The bed broke without breaking anyone's ass?

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

I want to ask what's wrong with them.

And then I realize it's the man thing.

(Which is a good thing most of the time)

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

I ogled a guy I despise, was propositioned by an angel, potentially missed out on a threesome with Deadpool and Cable and am currently having lots and lots of hot handwavy sex with my not-boyfriend.

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

My ass is perfectly fine, thank you.

I think I broke his nose though.

...AFTER the proposal, geez, dirty minds.

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

I AM A DISGRACE TO MY BADGE.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

....

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

Optimist. You can have 'em.

But why?

[icecoldfrost]

I HATE YOU ALL. Get your brains out of the gutter, gah.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

*discreet yay for you*

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

It's...something. I'm not sure it was a compliment.