let's get it ooooooooon

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

After the past few days, a therapy post was probably needed so, here we go.

IT'S TIME TO SHARE YOUR SEXUAL ADVENTURES. SHARE THEM WITH THE CLASS. SELF LOVE, WITH SOMEONE, BEING DRIVEN INSANE BY THE HORMONES, ANYTHING.

SHARE.

Comments

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Broke. The. Bed.

...and then he proposed.

I can't have the one without the other?

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dude.

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Or something.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

. . . men.

I swear to god.

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

I want to ask what's wrong with them.

And then I realize it's the man thing.

(Which is a good thing most of the time)

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

Optimist. You can have 'em.

But why?

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Fun to kiss. Good muscles.

Does there need to be more?

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

It's the whole "male" thing that's kind of the insurmountable obstacle there.

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Who said that had to describe males?

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

. . . POINT.

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a good one, yes.

[solo_sword]

That's an interesting compliment...

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

It's...something. I'm not sure it was a compliment.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

The bed broke without breaking anyone's ass?

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

My ass is perfectly fine, thank you.

I think I broke his nose though.

...AFTER the proposal, geez, dirty minds.

[bitten_notshy]

... that first thing should not make me feel competitive, should it?

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Just the first one, and I'm all for it.

[bitten_notshy]

The second thing is not for me. Probably ever.

... well. I can think of a few circumstances, but none of them are likely to lead to a broken bed.

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Good.

Then you go with your bad self being competitive.