let's get it ooooooooon

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

After the past few days, a therapy post was probably needed so, here we go.

IT'S TIME TO SHARE YOUR SEXUAL ADVENTURES. SHARE THEM WITH THE CLASS. SELF LOVE, WITH SOMEONE, BEING DRIVEN INSANE BY THE HORMONES, ANYTHING.

SHARE.

Comments

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

COCKBLOCKED BY GOD

[weetuskenraider]

I AM GOING TO DIE OF MORTIFICATION AFTER THIS IS OVER. I CAN'T EVEN GET TO SECOND BASE WITHOUT THINGS HAPPENING TO ME, AND I AM STILL GOING TO DIE OF MORTIFICATION.

[momslilassassin]

THIS.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I can't walk at this point. BUT THAT IS OKAY BECAUSE WE CAN JUST STAY IN BED.

[berserkerminsc.livejournal.com]

By Sweet Holy Tempus' Mighty Blade...

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

I first want to say: I HAVE A LOVELY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND!

It was not my fault that girl dragged me to a closet! I thought she was hungry!

Also, I discovered naked people in paper books.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

I almost built myself a new vibrator the other day!

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Broke. The. Bed.

...and then he proposed.

I can't have the one without the other?

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dude.

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

I think everyone is having sex except for me!

[weetuskenraider]

I'm not. Which isn't for lack of trying.

In two days I'm going to be asking you to forget I ever said that.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

... one girl-kiss, one friend-kiss, one telepathic overshare, and I figured out how to kiss a guy with telekinesis.

So, kinda yay?

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'll get back to you when I get back from my international booty call with my exboyfriend.

....WHAT?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

WELL DONE.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

*&)@@#)(!^%$*(#@ frikkin' island and its *@#)(!*)#(_$ million *(#)@ ways to torture me. WHAT, LIKE THAT STUPID LOVE SPELL WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, NOW THERE'S THIS? GAWD.

[thatsamilkshake]

*pets*

In a motherly way.

RLY.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

I ogled a guy I despise, was propositioned by an angel, potentially missed out on a threesome with Deadpool and Cable and am currently having lots and lots of hot handwavy sex with my not-boyfriend.

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

I AM A DISGRACE TO MY BADGE.

[furious-maximus.livejournal.com]

You and the sex are too hot to be a disgrace to anything.

[icecoldfrost]

I HATE YOU ALL. Get your brains out of the gutter, gah.

[sorella-vecchia.livejournal.com]

I haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary. I mean, there was some weirdness, but I just upped my dosage and now I'm fine.

Really.

[future_sandworm]

*is very relieved to hear that*

[gameknowsgame.livejournal.com]

Is it too much to ask for a clean slate before sexing??

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Can't talk. Busy using handcuffs.

[likethegun]

Best. Week. Ever.

[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

God, I love this island right now. I'm achey, and once it wears off I'll have some serious sleep catch up to do, but... Loving it. In more ways than one.

And, you should all try the door thing.

[furious-maximus.livejournal.com]

If you can't fight of the temptation to try to pick up some of your hot students, it turns out that you can always leave the island!

[gobrookeyourself]

I love this week, I love this week, I love this week.

My only complaint is my mun's lack of internet access at work or I'd be trying to break records. WHICH I MIGHT TRY TOMORROW. YOU NEVER KNOW. THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY.

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH BIFF.

IT WAS AWESOME. THANKS.

[a-demosthenes.livejournal.com]

For the record, I find you all fascinating.

Now excuse me a moment while I go and have UST with my brother some more and postulate on how none of the other males here will ever amount to being even close to him or that other brother who's taking over the world.

Which is completely healthy.

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

We should have a club.

[bitten_notshy]

It has been a very, very, very good week.

And I'm still trying to decide if I should go back to 1899 for a vamp booty call to top off the week.

(Is it a booty call if you get bitten instead of having sex? My canon is weird.)

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Um, yeah. Totally a booty call.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Christened my desk! And my bed. Probably the floor too. There wasn't much sleep that night.

AND MY ROOMMATE WALKED IN ON US. Sorry, Griff!

[youcantfollow.livejournal.com]

*frowns*

I slept in a cruddy CR chair, thanks.

[the_merriest]

MY WEEK HAS SUCKED.

IT'S ABOUT TO GET MUCH, MUCH BETTER, THOUGH.

[raspberryturk]

MY WEEK SUCKED TOO.

I HAVE TO GET IN SHIT MORE OFTEN.