Dear FandomTherapy:

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

I have a problem. A serious problem.

I LACK EMO.

I'm beginning to fear this is making me something of an outcast here in FH, especially since the whole "psychic" bit ought to make me emo-by-default.

SO OMG WHAT SHOULD I DO GUYS? HELP!

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

WE LOVE YOU, MAN! SOMEONE needs to be non-emo around here!

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*declares self dictator president of the non-emo club*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*clings*

EMO BAD. Being non-Emo rules!

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

We shall be the coolest kids in school, with our smiling and our laughing, and our non-monochrome wardrobe!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

I still think green is your color, dude.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*eyes self in mirror critically*

*pirouettes*

Hmmm, I think you're on to something, dude.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

OMG ASSIMILATE THE ICON NOW. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

OMG YES. *USES ICON* FEAR US, EMO-CROWD!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

THE POWER OF ABC COMPELS YOU!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

WE RULE!

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Dude! Anders is teh emo! Cally and Bridge will have to be non-emo without him and Bridge will SO be stealing your woman

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

ZOMG I AM NOT TEH EMO. EXCEPT FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES AND THEN I GET OVER IT. He steals, he dies.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

pfft, you are uber-emo. Not quite Anakin or Hamlet level but definately Rory level. He's doing it right now yo!

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Pshaw, I would NEVER! but only because I am afraid Anders would CUT ME. ON THE ARM.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm sure! that hussy Cally NoFirstName has been telling tales in the girls bathroom

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

FILTHY LIES, OMG!

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

OMG DID LAST NIGHT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

OMG I TOLD YOU! ANDERS, LOOK, LOOK!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LOOK? I WAS THERE!

[janet_fraiser]

Hah! My emo is resistant to your cheerfulness and your shiny colors!

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

For starters, you're way too cheerful and energetic. You need to start thinking about more depressing things like death, the futility of life, and the creepy Burger King ads. Stop playing lightball and take up professional brooding as a hobby. It's hard at first to be that dark and thoughtful all the time, but just keep practicing.

Do you have any dead relatives, especially parents? If not, kill one. Having a dead parent will increase your inner emo level a hundred fold. Especially if they keep coming back to haunt you.

Stop caring about things, unless they're depressing. Only ever wear one colour. JOIN THE DEEP THOUGHTS CLUB! Pout more. Snark at all those happy shiny people and their romance. Write bad poetry, especially the depressing kind. Buy at least one Dashboard Confessional album.

Then, and only then, will you truly be emo.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

I dunno man, that seems like a lot of work...

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

It's not that hard, it just takes PRACTICE and DEDICATION.

[janet_fraiser]

*scribbles notes*

How about a not-dead daughter that you can NEVER SEE AGAIN, OMG, TEH SADNESS? That work instead of a dead parent?

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Yep, that'll do fine. Just make sure to angst a lot about it in public places.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

WE LOVE YOUR ANTI-EMO! You cheer me up!

Having said that, if you ever feel the need to be depressed, just find me on a bad day. I'll make you sad and talk in circles so that I can blame myself for everything! It'll be fun!

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

HAHA yay!

I shall keep that in mind!