Our Muns Are Evil

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

So... how many of us were broken for the amusement of our muns?

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[puppy_fair]

I was kiiiinda wondering if my mun was in this just to break me into little pieces and then try to break the pieces into pieces and then maybe stomp on those pieces for a bit there.

And then I got laid.

[glacial_queen]

Will you be hitting on Jen next time you see her?

[puppy_fair]

There's a good question. I think it kinda depends on... Well. A lot of things, really. She might not be the same Jen here as she was there, you know? I know I really wasn't the same Zack.

... And how.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

YOU GOT LAID??? IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT???

... dude.

[puppy_fair]

Yuh-huh! She was all, "Hey there!" And I was all, "Hi!" And then she was all, "Wanna see what these look like when I'm not dressed?" And I was all, like, "WHOA." And then there was a lot of "GRR, GRR," but in a good way, and--

DUDE. NOBODY TOLD ME VAMPIRE AGGRESSION COULD HELP PROMPT THAT.

And she was really really pretty.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

WHOA.

And awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Yay you!

... and yeah. I'm. Kinda gonna have some issues from that.

[puppy_fair]

From the aggression?

Yeah, for the most part, that was not a happy place to be. I guess I kinda got lucky, ending up in a safe place...

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

....you really did. And did you kill anyone we know?

Aggression, and, you know. That. And touch-telepathy. And blood and pain and masochism.

Bad, bad mix.

[puppy_fair]

... You get hugs, next time I see you, okay? Lots and lots of hugs. And cookies. I think I owe Oreos to like, everyone, ever, after this week.

I almost ate a little girl. But I didn't. She's okay. And Deadpool let me drink from him, so I didn't get all... Bitey. The only guys I killed were the vampires in the underground in the final raid, and they were kinda asking for it.

... And a duck.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

I will so, so gratefully accept them.

Poor ducky.

And yay you! with the no-eating of little girls! And Mr. Deadpool, he rocks. Karla donated for me. If I'd known she was gonna donate, I wouldn't have gone and... but I didn't, so, yeah.

I thought maybe I could kill a deer, but then I chickened out, and I kept fighting Eleanor and then Anemone later and it was very very upsetting.

*glomphug*

Yay you with the sexing though!

[puppy_fair]

Heh. Yay for that!

*Blushing! Blushing and hugging!*

I guess, in the end, what matters most is that we're home and we're safe. And they're safe there, too.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

So so so so glad to be home.

And my mun assures me I'm resilient, so it'll be okay.

*hugs lots*

[bloodyjello.livejournal.com]

YOU COULDA GOT LAID TWICE. If you weren't such a spaz about the whole evil vampire thing.

[puppy_fair]

Evil vampire thing! Evil vampire thing! I wanna think I'm kinda allowed to be a bit of a spaz about that!

...

I still wanna give you cookies and a reallyreallyreally big apology, though.

[bloodyjello.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE A SPAZ. Even though my mun keeps telling me that it was really good for "fleshing me out" and "establishing how this hurt me more than the constant rejection from Leto", but what the hell does she know?

[puppy_fair]

While I am still reallyreallyreallysorry, my mun is giggling like she's lost her mind and saying things like, "Yay! Character development!"

...

It's actually really scary.

[bloodyjello.livejournal.com]

My mun apparently thinks "character development" is something that has to lead to me staking myself because some bitch offed Leto!

I think she was way too gleeful about the whole thing. Yours is too.

[puppy_fair]

They're meeeeeean.

And Leto kinda scared the crap out of me.

[bloodyjello.livejournal.com]

They are. They really really are.

And my mun is right with you on that one. I, however, am not. Because I'm special – what, mun, why do you wanna say "broken"? - like that.