End-of-Summer Therapy

[bitten_notshy]

Classes start in a week, so, Fandom, how was your summer? Did you get a tan? Fall in love? Are you still hoping to do one or both of those things before Labor Day?

Any lingering summer trauma, including the omg-island-of-vampires kind? Share. We love it when you share.

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[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

GINGERS.

[withoutverona]

GO SLEEP WITH YOUR AUNT, CAPULET.

Romeo is vaguely terrified at himself that he felt the need to say this, what with the tendering Tybalt's name as dearly as his own and la.

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

AUNT BY MARRIAGE, NOT BY BLOOD, MONTAGUE.

At least Tybalt knows nothing of that part, yet! Could get messy.

[withoutverona]

Aunt by marriage only, yet she is the mother of your cousin as well as a slattern. Still, it's nice to know your morals make you stop at adultery, and short of true incest.

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

And shall I speak of thine own morals, Montague? While I've not yet experienced so much of what I have to hold against thee, I might venture to say that any man who boldly ventures uninvited into the house of his enemy only to make away with his enemy's daughter need not be lecturing the likes of me about morals.

[withoutverona]

I loved her, body and soul, which is more than I suspect thou canst say of any woman. I had no involvement with her before we'd been bound in marriage -- which is, again, more than thou canst say.

I trespassed into thy uncle's house, aye, but 'tis scarcely a sin on the scale of thine own.

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

And if thou art accusing me of an inability to feel love, to feel those emotions which set humankind apart from beasts and gods, then perhaps I ought to thank thee, Montague, for setting me apart from the likes of thee, as well.

Thy trespass was against my family, my house, my name. And, as mine enemy, it was made all the worse for it. Dost thou honestly believe that Fulgencio is not aware of my sin?

[withoutverona]

A low blow, villain, yet if the choice is to feel as I do or as you do, I should much rather be myself.

It is widely known that Fulgencio is aware of little save what's in his cup, and how quickly he might refill it.

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

Thou may remain thyself for as long as thou art suited to the task, then. Montague, coward. Had I the opportunity, I would seek to have thee taste the sting of my rapier, that I might be finished with thee for an eternity.

Fulgencio is so unaware of what lies beyond his cup, I daresay he leaves his wife with little choice but to seek out affections elsewhere.

[auntie-vida.livejournal.com]

Honestly, Chi-Chi, you had a much healthier attitude when you were in a dress.

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

... I do believe I've not yet had the particular pleasure of making thine acquaintance, good... sir or madam.

[longislandiceme]

NO.

I WILL FREEZE YOUR FACE.

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

I BELIEVE THE LOCAL PHRASE THAT IS BEST PUT TO USE IN THIS SITUATION IS THUS:

BRING IT ON, SIR PENGUIN.

[longislandiceme]

OH IT IS BROUGHT.

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

THOU WILT HAVE TO PARDON ME. FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT THAT THOU HONESTLY BELIEVED THYSELF TO BE THREATENING.

NOW I MUST LAUGH. LAUGH AT THEE.

[longislandiceme]

HEY NOW. I CAN BE THREATENING, TYVM.

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

AH, BUT ART THOU THREATENING AND BULLETPROOF?

[ihavenocodename.livejournal.com]

I will throw you both in the ocean if you don't knock it off!

Don't make me go all girl power vague lesbian undertones in order to prove that I'm not the weaker gender!

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

Thou art giving me ideas again, Jean.

You just want to see me in that Speedo again, don't you?

[longislandiceme]

NOT PRECISELY BUT I'VE BEEN EXPLODED A COUPLE TIMES AND COME BACK OKAY. SO THERE.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

I finally met that friend of yours! She let me kiss her and I copped a feel. Not bad, buddy, not bad. She gets a little twitchy when you touch her, though.

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

Aye, that she does. Alas. T'is a work in progress, I daresay.

And thee? How art thine own conquests progressing?

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

In that realm of things, I can't complain. My roommate keeps wanting me to like one of them as more than just...what we are now. He's a tiny British matchmaker.

[longislandiceme]

DO I HAVE TO FREEZE YOUR FACE TOO?

BECAUSE I WILL.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

I only gave her what she wanted! You should be having a talk with her, Junior.