End-of-Summer Therapy

[bitten_notshy]

Classes start in a week, so, Fandom, how was your summer? Did you get a tan? Fall in love? Are you still hoping to do one or both of those things before Labor Day?

Any lingering summer trauma, including the omg-island-of-vampires kind? Share. We love it when you share.

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[longislandiceme]

NO.

I WILL FREEZE YOUR FACE.

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

I BELIEVE THE LOCAL PHRASE THAT IS BEST PUT TO USE IN THIS SITUATION IS THUS:

BRING IT ON, SIR PENGUIN.

[longislandiceme]

OH IT IS BROUGHT.

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

THOU WILT HAVE TO PARDON ME. FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT THAT THOU HONESTLY BELIEVED THYSELF TO BE THREATENING.

NOW I MUST LAUGH. LAUGH AT THEE.

[longislandiceme]

HEY NOW. I CAN BE THREATENING, TYVM.

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

AH, BUT ART THOU THREATENING AND BULLETPROOF?

[ihavenocodename.livejournal.com]

I will throw you both in the ocean if you don't knock it off!

Don't make me go all girl power vague lesbian undertones in order to prove that I'm not the weaker gender!

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

Thou art giving me ideas again, Jean.

You just want to see me in that Speedo again, don't you?

[ihavenocodename.livejournal.com]

*FROWNS AT*

[longislandiceme]

IF YOU DO THAT I WILL MAKE THIS FACE AT YOU.

[ihavenocodename.livejournal.com]

THAT IS CHEATING, BOBBY.

[longislandiceme]

NO IT IS CALLED USING EVERY WEAPON AT MY DISPOSAL. IT IS A TACTICALLY SOUND MOVE. SCOTT WOULD TOTALLY APPROVE, YOU KNOW.

[longislandiceme]

NOT PRECISELY BUT I'VE BEEN EXPLODED A COUPLE TIMES AND COME BACK OKAY. SO THERE.

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

I'VE BLOWN UP GAS STATIONS THAT ARE MORE IMPOSING THAN THEE.

Or, at least, I will someday.

[longislandiceme]

YES. WELL.

I WILL HELP FOUND ONE OF THE MORE RIDICULOUS SUPER TEAMS OF ALL TIME?

(DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND SUPERVILLIANS IN LOS ANGELES?)

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

PERHAPS THOU MIGHT TRY VERONA. I CAN NAME SEVERAL VILLAINS THERE THAT MIGHT BE IN NEED OF A GOOD SIT ON A BLOCK OF ICE.

[longislandiceme]

PERHAPS I WILL, THEN.