fandomtherapy | OMGWTF NO. NO NO NO.

What do you mean I'm now a Disney Princess? No. Absolutely, positively, not.

If I start singing at animals, someone shoot me.

Between the two of 'em, they're going to be blamin' Canada for this, mate. Aren't they?

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY MEANT THIS TO HAPPEN.

...probably.

Well, mine was sayin' that this place needed more Disney characters runnin' about.

I don't quite think this was what she had in mind.

Well, you know what they say about the road to hell and good intentions.

...Do you? Because I don't, actually? What *do* they say?

Somethin' about tarmac, I think. I never payed very close attention, myself.

I am here!

I am cranky and from a canon without magic or princesses, but I am here!

It wasn't enough.