OMGWTF NO. NO NO NO.

[icecoldfrost]

What do you mean I'm now a Disney Princess? No. Absolutely, positively, not.

If I start singing at animals, someone shoot me.

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[not-jaded-yet.livejournal.com]

...oh lord

[icecoldfrost]

Yes. My thoughts exactly.

[furnaceface]

... I blame my player for this. Clearly, Disney knew that she'd retired the candle and the flaming kid with the bad pun for the name, and they decided to give her hell for it by buyin' me, too.

Bloody hell. This makes that road trip with Howard the Duck make so much more sense, now.

[icecoldfrost]

My player is torn between beating her head against her desk and laughing hysterically in the 'this shouldn't be funny, but it almost is' type of way.

The idea of 'Disney Princess Emma' is giving her absolute giggle shit-fits right now.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*gives fruit basket*

Welcome to the family?

[icecoldfrost]

The family I had was screwed up enough. I really don't think I need to add yours to the mix.

This is going to require years of therapy.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

... I didn't forsee this in any potential futures.

I... need to fix it. Somehow.

I blame Stryfe.

[icecoldfrost]

Yes. Blame your evil twin, darling, and tell me how that works out for you.

[trigons_child]

I am exceptionally happy to be from the DC Universe at the moment. I do not wish to ever wear pink filly dresses and sing happy songs to the birds.

[living_endless]

I feel the same way. I may be a friendly-perky-bubbly Goth, but I'm still pretty damn Goth.

(Though there's nothing wrong with singing to the birds! They like it!)

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

WHAT?!

[furnaceface]

Quick. I'll hold the mouse, an' yer can stab 'im in the face, mate.

[ihavenocodename.livejournal.com]

...great. Now I'm never coming back to life. We all know how they treat dead moms.

[icecoldfrost]

You have no idea how happy I am that I haven't married Scott. They can't make me into the evil stepmother!

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

...

Right. I'll just hope this doesn't mess with the future Avengers movie then.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

...this suddenly makes that summer I spent working for you a whole lot funnier.

No, seriously, I'm telling you, combine giant robots to make even bigger robots. It works. I swear.

[intraspective]

*dies laughing*

[icecoldfrost]

NOT. FUNNY.

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

I've always known that Disney would take over the world. Or at least try.

[icecoldfrost]

Mouse ears everywhere?

[glacial_queen]

*cries*

But...but...NO I DON'T WANNA BELIEVE IT. LALALALALALALA, NOT HAPPENING!

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

You and me both.

[nofishinmypond.livejournal.com]

I'm... actually not all that surprised, given Disney's world-domination plans, and how Marvel-heavy Jetix has always been.

...I'm sorry, I mean "Disney XD".

[atreideslioness]

Yeah, I'm not actually surprised either, and I do like the work Miramax does. Just. Not so much Disney-proper, and I'm actually not a big fan of Pixar.

I know, I know, that makes me a heathen. We all knew this already.

And, well, me being me and working in my field, the creator-owned rights are the things I'm kinda worried about for all current-and-former Marvel staff. Let's face it, can they really make the MU any crackier than it already is?

...please don't answer that.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Do you at least get a tiara out of this?

[icecoldfrost]

NO.

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

All things being relative, I think I no longer have any right to bitch about my little corner of BtVS fandom compared to this. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowch.

[icecoldfrost]

Just wait! Someday you, too, may be owned by the great Entertainment Overlords! \o/

MOUSE EARS FOR EVERYONE!

[screwyoumarvel]

What the...

[icecoldfrost]

Next up: Warren Ellis writing a Little Mermaid comic!

(actually, I would pay to read that.)

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes*

AHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[icecoldfrost]

...do you have that out of your system yet, darling?

[oops-mbad.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or go hide under a desk.

[icecoldfrost]

All of the above! \o/

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

THEY MADE ME NICE. PLEASANT, AND HELPFUL, AND GAVE ME A VOICE.

DO NOT TRUST THOSE DISNEY BITCHES.

[iknowstuff.livejournal.com]

And I just emailed this to Tink-Mun but Brian Bendis is having fun with this on Twitter.

He thinks Tinkerbell would make an awesome Avenger.

I'd like to think he read Fandom's Tink.

[sorella-vecchia.livejournal.com]

I will pay you real life cash money, or copious amounts of alcohol retrieved from a zombie bar (your choice!), if you come up with a way to make Pretty Pretty Princess Emma happen. Seriously. CASH MONEYS!

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

[veryverypopular.livejournal.com]

I'll be sending you the bill for my mun's funeral, as she is now laughing herself to death.

MAKE ONE OF DEADPOOL NOOOOOOW OMG DO IIIIIIT.

[azuldragon.livejournal.com]

Disney owns Marvel? Marvel? What!

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

Y'all need to read Jeph Jacques' (QC creator's) 'adult' take on the Marvel Disney combo.

http://twitter.com/jephjacques

<3

[veryverypopular.livejournal.com]

But singing to animals is fun! Sometimes they sing with you!

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]