SHHH.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Tell me a secret, Fandom. Something no one else knows. Or something that most people don't know. Whatever.

If you don't have any secrets, tell me one thing you wish would happen to you.

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[sith_happened]

*steals Karla's schtick*

I used to be [REDACTED] and I killed [REDACTED] and a bunch of [REDACTED] and watched [REDACTED] explode and then cut off my son's [REDACTED].

Um, not dirty.

Anyway, so my daughter pretty much loathes me, and rightfully so, due to the [EXTENDED LIST OF HORRIBLE THINGS, ALL REDACTED], and now there's a new, younger Leia here.

And I won't tell her any of the stuff that's going to happen.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Wait, isn't your daughter a baby? Getting the hate on young, huh?

[sith_happened]

Other daughter. She's 26. I'm a lot older than I look.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

HOLY CRAP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR YOUR SKIN? CAN I HAVE SOME?

[sith_happened]

How do you feel about cloning?

[likes_scoundrels]

And I won't tell her any of the stuff that's going to happen.

And you'll have to deal with the traumatic fallout.