SHHH.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Tell me a secret, Fandom. Something no one else knows. Or something that most people don't know. Whatever.

If you don't have any secrets, tell me one thing you wish would happen to you.

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[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

I've seen Leia Organa without clothes.

Mwhahahaha.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Was it everything those gold bikini pictures promised?

[likes_scoundrels]

Shhhh, don't let my father hear that. You are so lucky you're not in Fandom.

[likethegun]

I have actually thought about what sex with Chuck would be like. But I always think about Peter being there too, and the two of them actually getting along enough to...uh, that's enough of a secret told, I think.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

DIRTY.

But hey, I am all for you having sex with Chuck, because then he's not having sex with my little sister. Or with the incoming student who looks like her. SO PLEASE, CARRY ON.

[glacial_queen]

Is it a secret if I'm about to do it?

And got permission first?

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

It depends on what 'it' is. I'M INTRIGUED.

SHHH.

[bigbadgunn.livejournal.com]

I sold my soul for a POS pick up truck

Re: SHHH.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I am like 93% sure you got a crappy deal there, dude.

[siriuslyscarred.livejournal.com]

It turns out that I might be a little bit gay.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

WHAT. I AM SHOCKED.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

I have a warm, gooey center underneath my rock-hard abs and my angry haircut and bitchy personality. Almost no one gets to know about that, though.

[vanillajello]

Secret twins!

... Okay not really. I'm getting increasingly shitty at not letting my warm, gooey center show.

[intraspective]

I'm, uh, trying to save a world?

[glacial_queen]

...It wouldn't happen to be someone else's world, would it?

I listen to radio and know who you've been spending some time with and...

Can I help?

[kissytheface.livejournal.com]

One of the greatest American presidents in history, Abraham Lincoln, suffered from a very serious affliction...

KNOWN AS MADNESS!!!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

...are you sure?

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

I'm acting like I'm totally cool with this CEO thing, but in reality I don't think I'm ready for it at all. It's making me dread my birthday more than usual.

But instead of talking my feelings out I choose to become BFFs with Scotch. I'm sure that will have no horrible repercussions whatsoever.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Being BFFs with Scotch is like the best idea, anyway. Particularly when there's repression involved.

I'm pretty sure most CEOs function that way anyway.

[sith_happened]

*steals Karla's schtick*

I used to be [REDACTED] and I killed [REDACTED] and a bunch of [REDACTED] and watched [REDACTED] explode and then cut off my son's [REDACTED].

Um, not dirty.

Anyway, so my daughter pretty much loathes me, and rightfully so, due to the [EXTENDED LIST OF HORRIBLE THINGS, ALL REDACTED], and now there's a new, younger Leia here.

And I won't tell her any of the stuff that's going to happen.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Wait, isn't your daughter a baby? Getting the hate on young, huh?

[atreideslioness]

I am about to let my twin, my Leto, leave, knowing what he is about to undergo.

I am sending him to face betrayal, attempted assassination, torture, and the dangers of Abomination. In short, I am throwing him to the lions of Atreides, and letting my family attempt to tear him apart. While I stand by and wait for the future to unfold as it will.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

From what I understand, you can't really tell people the future or else they'll ruin it. That's what I took away from movies, anyway.

So. That sucks, but would you do anything differently?

[angelo_wings]

I'm a Sorceress!!

It kind of scares me.

(And Squall's totally in love with me, but that's his secret, not mine.)

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Like an evil witch? LIKE IN MOVIES?

[talkstodeadppl.livejournal.com]

I talk to the dead.

And blah blah blah mean on the outside, warm gooey cookie on the inside. That whole schtick.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Do they talk back?

[vanillajello]

I wish it was more of a secret how much of a mess I see myself as nowadays. I try to open up more, and I don't want to be this ridiculously difficult, but...

Sometimes I really just want to give up and go back to not letting anyone see any of my true emotions. Because it seems so much easier.

... And on the other hand, I've entertained some (pretty damn repressed) ideas of wanting to be a girlfriend again. So, yeah. Stuff's hard, nothing new there.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Being a girlfriend's not that bad, honestly. You have someone around to bring you cake and buy you pretty things and walk you home when you're drunk!

Now, in August, ask me how I feel about becoming a WIFE, and I'll be over here in the repressed and worrisome corner with you.

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

I, um, am seeing ghosts. Or one ghost of my friend who I got killed. So - I think I might be going a little crazy.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

I don't think you're crazy.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that whole arrangement thing I've got going with Effy? It's not just about sex. But, I'll keep saying it is to anyone who asks. Everything there is way too intense and complicated to try and label it.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

But the sex is good, right?

[therewaslife]

I still think that, when people find out who I am and what I've done, they're going to think I'm a monster just like Scarlett did. I know it's silly considering the populace of the island but I can't help it.

And I don't know if I could really deal with that happening again especially with certain specific people.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Why would they think you're a monster? From what I can tell, half of Fandom has the I DID SOMETHING BAD OH NOES complex.

[colourfulscents.livejournal.com]

I kind of might want to go back and marry my coworker and have a bazillion puppies and, okay, yeah, even maybe be queen. SO WHAT?

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

OMFG PUPPIES.

DO IT.

[stayingfrosty.livejournal.com]

I set off a nuclear missile which leaf all of the US East Coast without power and destroyed the International Space Station.

But it also stopped World War Three.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Eh, you have to bleed a little to win. I say that's pretty even.

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

The grotto?

Totally has porn.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Now, the important question here is WHAT KIND?

[boywonder03.livejournal.com]

I spend my nights fighting crime in a mask and cape.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Are you ALWAYS fighting crime in that cape and mask, or does it have recreational uses, too?

[puppy_fair]

... Yeah, I totally did have the biggest crush in the world on my mentor back home.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with that! Are you gonna act on it?

[trigons_child]

I am soon going to learn about the horrible things I do in the future.