DUN DUN DUN PARENT'S WEEKEND

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

So, the guests starting arriving tomorrow. How are we doing? Nervous? Frightened? Excited? Got any plans for you and your guests? Got any people you wanna avoid? Got anything else you wanna talk about in regards to the upcoming weekend?

SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS NOW WHILE YOU ARE STILL WITHOUT SUPERVISION OF A PARENT AND/OR GUEST!

Comments

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

It is impossible to get rid of crabs. :\

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Crabs like...that you need an antibiotic for? I didn't know you could make friends with those types of crabs.

[chief-cheerio.livejournal.com]

I'm just glad I didn't get a boy roommate. Now all I have to worry about -- other than this godforsaken place deciding magic elves should attack - is how much my mom will nag me about not cheerleading and how popular I am here.

Thank god I haven't gotten fat.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with a dude roommate? Mom think you're banging him or something?

[therewaslife]

My guardian's who's also a vampire is coming. I'm excited and nervous all at once. He's a little...severe.

[endsthegame]

I imagine this PW is going to be like any other PW. It'll be ... nice to see my sister again.

However if I knew who she was bringing I'd be SCREAMING

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

You sound a little reluctant about that, kiddo. Sure it's gonna be nice?

[bitten_notshy]

You know, I don't think poor Emma has anyone coming. Maybe it's worth booking a portal to check in on a few people.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Awww, you're such a puppy slash guard dog. You think she'll be surprised to see you?

[on-her-korhal.livejournal.com]

This is going to be... interesting.

Though inevitable.

Pretentious little Protoss.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

You're not gonna like...make a mess, are you?

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

I don't know it but my brother's coming. Yep. That's either going to go bad or worse than bad. We'll see. But hey, everyone will be able to see that I got all the evil in the family.

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Walter's coming!!!11111!

Oh, and Mother too.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Is Walter your boytoy?

[icecoldfrost]

I'm rather sure it will be exactly like last year, where I repressed like mad, attempted to avoid other peoples' families, and ended up getting drunk with Karla's cousin.

I have no idea that my older sister is on her way. If I did, I'd be halfway around the world already.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Not a strong sisterly bond?

[vanillajello]

I have no actual family coming, which is just... an insanely good thing. But my awesome new friend Lynda is coming, and we're gonna talk business and be awesome together.

Oh, and not that I know it yet, but my boyfriend's guardian's coming too. He's a vampire.

Not sure that's gonna go well.

[therewaslife]

You won't be able to rattle Silas so I hope you're not planning on trying.

[daventryprince.livejournal.com]

My best friend is a vampire.

...oh, this is going to go over well...

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Why's that a bad thing?

[swordsandsoccer.livejournal.com]

I'm not expecting anyone at all. I'm expecting to spend the weekend emoing in my room and possibly crying.

Which means I'm in for a pleasant surprise (and not just because I'll finally get to speak a language I have well in hand again. Mmm.)

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

So, the surprise means no crying?

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

GIRLS: HIDE.

MY EX IS COMING. FUCK, I WILL BE HIDING, TOO.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Is it mean to laugh at a former student? Maybe you can get some ex-girlfriend pity sex?

[thegirl-onfire.livejournal.com]

My alcoholic of a coach is coming to undoubtedly slur all over every friend I've made, and my pretend boyfriend -- yes, you read that right -- will be here to make things awkward for everyone.

What's not to look forward to?

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Pretend boyfriend? How's that work? He's got the title but not the booty?

[talks-backwards.livejournal.com]

No parents, no guardians. Better that way, because they might be away, but they are alive Although I'm not supposed to know that about mom

So, sulking!

Just look at the icon and leave me alone.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Hey, sometimes no guests is the best thing. I'm in the same boat.

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

My brother can't make it. And everyone else I know is dead. So I'm pretty sure no one's coming.

Except for how there are two vampires coming to be creepy and weird at everyone and bitch about the fact they're here at all. Damn it. It sucks how I don't know about this, la!

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

This island is gonna be full of vampires this weekend, holy cow. Maybe they can all have a beer at the bar or something.

[notagoodslayer.livejournal.com]

The only person I currently consider a friend is coming.

Mind you, I didn't ask Giles to come. Actually, I shouldn't know about this at all. Funny thing, but oh well, he's going to be...all British and upset, probably.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Well, at least it's a good guest and not someone you don't wanna spend a weekend with?

[nohaircutsplz]

What do you mean my sister is coming?!

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Good surprise or bad surprise?

[colourfulscents.livejournal.com]

I'm actually in for a pretty pleasant and much needed surprise.

...and two not so pleasant ones, but at least those two aren't my fault.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Why not pleasant? Enemies? Exes?

[justhisblogger.livejournal.com]

Me? Oh, no one. Which is a good thing; I'd never hear the end of it from Harry.

On the other hand, I'm fairly certain I'm going to be spending the next three days being treated like a human ping pong ball by the Holmes brothers.

[3patchproblem.livejournal.com]

Don't be so dramatic, John. It'll only be short periods of time over the course of two days and two nights.

[likexmasmorning.livejournal.com]

My husband is coming.

HALP

[sake-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Oh, my, my, my, you don't say....♥

[exspeedydotcom]

So on the one hand Dinah--not teeny freaky Dinah, actual Dinah--is coming and that's awesome, because Dinah is awesome. On the other hand, I feel super-guilty because Dinah is not actually obligated to me in any way and she's still taking the time to come here for this thing when she has a business to run and crime to fight.

My issues are complicated.

[eyebrowgoesup]

As was the case last year, my father will be unable to attend due to his diplomatic responsibilities, but my mother will be attending.

[likes_scoundrels]

My father's coming. No, the other one. Not that I know that, or I would've warned someone....

Or maybe not. :)

[nothornlessrose.livejournal.com]

My mother is coming, which is fine because she sent me here.

And someone else is coming that will forever change my life, but I don't know that, la la la.

[glacial_queen]

Oooh, who?

Next year, Aaron should come. Trufax.