DUN DUN DUN PARENT'S WEEKEND

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

So, the guests starting arriving tomorrow. How are we doing? Nervous? Frightened? Excited? Got any plans for you and your guests? Got any people you wanna avoid? Got anything else you wanna talk about in regards to the upcoming weekend?

SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS NOW WHILE YOU ARE STILL WITHOUT SUPERVISION OF A PARENT AND/OR GUEST!

Comments

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

GIRLS: HIDE.

MY EX IS COMING. FUCK, I WILL BE HIDING, TOO.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Is it mean to laugh at a former student? Maybe you can get some ex-girlfriend pity sex?

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

I mean, she's hot and I probably will, but she's also going to try and kill every girl I know here.

She's bringing a really hot and stupid friend, though, so she'll have fun.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Ah, a jealous one, then. You could tell her your gay and see her head really explode?

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

She'd want proof. And I'm not taking it that far.

Plus there are too many girls who can tell her about how much I admire their boobs and stuff. Dammit.

[vanillajello]

YOU LIKE TO TALK TO MY BF, CAN I TALK TO YOUR EX?

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Do you want her to KILL YOU? Santana's ruthless. At least Bod is adorable and has those bangs like a Shetland pony.

Santana will rip out your hair and use it to decorate her pom-poms.

[vanillajello]

But why would she want to kill someone who has amusing and embarrassing stories to tell about you?

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

You have boobs. She's sort of the jealous type.

Though the stories might placate her but DON'T TELL HER ANYWAY. GOD.

[vanillajello]

BUT THEY'RE GOOD STORIES. Especially the one where you're all humble and shit.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

SHE WILL THINK YOU ARE LYING.

[vanillajello]

... Damn, I wish I had video from that day.

[exspeedydotcom]

So...is she hot?

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Very. Cheerleaders, dude. Cheerleaders.

...and she's bringing a friend. I'm just saying, I could hook that up.

[exspeedydotcom]

Oooh, cheerleader. Nice, bro.

...Tell me more about this friend.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Blonde, hot, very dumb. But sweet? She's a million times nicer than Santana. Also a cheerleader, too. And she's a good kisser. She, uh practices a lot.

[exspeedydotcom]

Sounds like someone I would totally like to meet!

[chief-cheerio.livejournal.com]

Wait, which ex?

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Who do you think? Why else would I be warning girls?

She's not your version, though, so don't be too weirded out. I'm thinking I'll tell her you're her Quinn's evil twin. Thoughts?

[chief-cheerio.livejournal.com]

I can always hope I'm guessing wrong. Keep a leash on Brittany, I'm pretty sure she could really hurt herself here.

And I think I'm flattered I get to be the evil one.

Is there a video game thing I can use to explain that you aren't my Finn's Puck? Or should we just not tell him and see if he picks up on it?

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

You could tell him I'm a Puck impersonator! Like, you know how Elvis has impersonators?

...Finn would believe it. I'm cool enough for impersonators.

And yeah, Santana's going to keep an eye on Brittany. I already told her to keep her close or else Brittany could like, get abducted by aliens. Apparently that already happened, according to Brit, though, so maybe she'll fit in.