Uh, guys?

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

...why does my player keep saying I need hugs right now? Seriously, it's freaking me out.

She keeps going on about everyone being stupid and bizarro alternate universes and denial and stuff. Kinda starting to wonder if I should worry about something here!

[[yeah, spoiler warning's probably pretty much effect here. not you, steph.]]

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[notagoodslayer.livejournal.com]

Mine is kind of giddy, so I would say we should both be worried.

If I cared enough, that is.

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

Yeah, mine says you made out pretty well in the end there, what with Giles leaving you everything in his will and all.

Buffy kinda gets points back for having my back, but on the other hand now she's going around acting like she's the one and only Chosen One again and none of us are on her side except Spike and HEY, DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR TO YOU? And loses MEGA points for BREAKING MAGIC IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, 'cause if she hadn't done that my now-ex wouldn't have gotten some big stupid complex about how I won't wanna be with her now because she's powerless and pre-emptively broken up with me, what the fuck.

Also I kinda get the feeling Buffy knows the real reason I got dumped, and nobody's telling me.

Meh. Least the player's sayin' I shouldn't worry so much, 'cause none of that stuff's gonna happen to this me.

[notagoodslayer.livejournal.com]

That...should really mean something eh? Maybe now it's the time to go and live it, before I get into more trouble.

FAMILIAR AS IN REPETITIVE!? Why, perhaps a little. But I'm over judging B, because honestly, she got the job done. Screwed everyone in the world that was on our side, perhaps, but hey, hard choices. She's a bitch on my books for the time being anyway.

I can't help you on that front honey. And I'm trying to figure just what the hell am I supposed to do with a catatonic vampire thing.

Good for you girl, really.

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

...the catatonic vampire thing who's the reason you have all of Giles's stuff now. Yeah. That's kinda... 'kay, maybe you didn't get that much better a deal than me after all?

Hell if I know why all the other Slayers decided it was a good idea to gang up on Buffy, though. Wait, why am I trying to make this make sense?

Oh, and yeah, familiar as in REPETITIVE AS HELL. Shanie's saying that possibly the fact that I'm not dead is the only thing keeping everything ever from having been done before.

[life_inshadow]

Wait.

What.

You forgot to tell me that thing in that first sentence! Now I'm all sad. I wanted Giles to be immortal.

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

Oh, god. I thought I told you about that! That was last month, gah.

[life_inshadow]

*sniffs* I'll handle it.

Anyhow, I could fix this by, y'know, reading the comics like a good canonmate.

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

NO DON'T DO IT. THAT WAY LIES BADNESS.

[solo_sword]

Yeah, mine says you made out pretty well in the end there, what with Giles leaving you everything in his will and all.

WAIT WHAT.

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

Oh, wait. Not the big ol' "VAMPYR" book from "Welcome to the Hellmouth."

He left that to Buffy.

Faith got everything else.

THE "WAIT WHAT" STILL STANDS, THOUGH, I FEEL.

[solo_sword]

OKAY FIRST.

THERE IS NO DEAD GILES. THERE'S NOT. I REFUSE. IF THEY DIDN'T KILL HIM OFF IN SEASON 7 WHEN THERE WAS THE "OH GOD WAIT GILES ISN'T TOUCHING ANYONE MAYBE HE'S DEAD AND IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST" THING, HE JUST CAN'T DIE. PERIOD.

SECOND, WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

NEVER READING THESE. NEVER. I'M GONNA WATCH THE DVD'S THIS WEEKEND AND FORGET THIS HAPPENED.