Uh, guys?

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

...why does my player keep saying I need hugs right now? Seriously, it's freaking me out.

She keeps going on about everyone being stupid and bizarro alternate universes and denial and stuff. Kinda starting to wonder if I should worry about something here!

[[yeah, spoiler warning's probably pretty much effect here. not you, steph.]]

Comments

[trigons_child]

Here, this will make you feel better:

[trickydemigod.livejournal.com]

Why can you see her bellybutton through that costume but not her nipples?

[trigons_child]

Nipple shields?

I HAVE NO IDEA IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. *cries*


And I must point out what makes it worse is that it's her FATHER making her appear dressed like that WTF.

[trickydemigod.livejournal.com]

Maybe he just watched The Fifth Element.

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

I feel vaguely better. I mean, there's the part where at least I'm not dead.

[trigons_child]

And at least your father is not dressing you up as someone from The Fifth Element for reasons you probably do not wish to know.

[notagoodslayer.livejournal.com]

Mine is kind of giddy, so I would say we should both be worried.

If I cared enough, that is.

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

Yeah, mine says you made out pretty well in the end there, what with Giles leaving you everything in his will and all.

Buffy kinda gets points back for having my back, but on the other hand now she's going around acting like she's the one and only Chosen One again and none of us are on her side except Spike and HEY, DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR TO YOU? And loses MEGA points for BREAKING MAGIC IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, 'cause if she hadn't done that my now-ex wouldn't have gotten some big stupid complex about how I won't wanna be with her now because she's powerless and pre-emptively broken up with me, what the fuck.

Also I kinda get the feeling Buffy knows the real reason I got dumped, and nobody's telling me.

Meh. Least the player's sayin' I shouldn't worry so much, 'cause none of that stuff's gonna happen to this me.

[notagoodslayer.livejournal.com]

That...should really mean something eh? Maybe now it's the time to go and live it, before I get into more trouble.

FAMILIAR AS IN REPETITIVE!? Why, perhaps a little. But I'm over judging B, because honestly, she got the job done. Screwed everyone in the world that was on our side, perhaps, but hey, hard choices. She's a bitch on my books for the time being anyway.

I can't help you on that front honey. And I'm trying to figure just what the hell am I supposed to do with a catatonic vampire thing.

Good for you girl, really.

[life_inshadow]

Wait.

What.

You forgot to tell me that thing in that first sentence! Now I'm all sad. I wanted Giles to be immortal.

[solo_sword]

Yeah, mine says you made out pretty well in the end there, what with Giles leaving you everything in his will and all.

WAIT WHAT.

[needsaparrot]

My player has her hands over her ears and she's mumbling something about does not exist does not exist does not exist.

Or possibly I'm a fish, I'm a fish, I'm a fish.

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

I'm not usually a fan of denial, but that sounds pretty good right now. Can we join you in that corner?

[needsaparrot]

...Are you going to make out in it?

Always. Unless you're bringing Dracula because no.

[nothornlessrose.livejournal.com]

My mun is wondering if she really wants to know what's happened this time...

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

*points up* (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtherapy/63670.html?thread=6364086#t6364086)

[nothornlessrose.livejournal.com]

*headdesks*

[life_inshadow]

My player thinks you're totally right to go into denial about the entire stupid plotline.

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

None of this happens. None of it.

Except maybe the vampire Hello Kitty dolls because funny. And I was awesome there.

[showmetheproof.livejournal.com]

Aahhahahahahahah! Okay. I want one of those.

THERE IS NO DEAD GILES LALALLALALAAAA.

Also, please never date the snake-dating witch person. *likes this AU ship much better*

[dontvotemeout]

UM. I GOT BEHIND ON YOUR CANON AND NOW I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO CATCH UP BECAUSE WTF. :(

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

THERE IS A LOT OF WTF. I DON'T LIKE IT. :(

(Seriously, there's a lot more that I haven't even mentioned yet, like Xander/Dawn and Spike flying around in a spaceship crewed by giant bugs and Harmony having a reality show . . .)

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm not going to lie, but based on the premise alone I would READ THE HELL out of that Spike plot. The execution could be horrible, but I'm completely behind the idea.

[dontvotemeout]

Xander/Dawn

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[onlymistaken]

*lates*

Actually, Xander/Dawn is one of the few things I can get behind with the comics. All decent 20-something guys look at their friends' 15 year old sisters as little sisters, but Dawn always (well, "always") had a crush on Xander. I can buy the "whoa, college girl is suddenly not so little anymore" shift in perspective, especially given they did spend a lot of time establishing him as her confidante when she was dealing with being giant, etc.