1. Grew up as a slave. 2. No father. 3. Left my mother AS A SLAVE to go join the Jedi. 4. Who then turned me down. 5. And only reconsidered after the guy who brought me to them died. 6. Leaving me to be trained by his ex-boyfriend. 7. Who won't have sex with me. 8. EVER. 9. Even when I put him in glitter. 10. He's also kinda afraid of me because I'm powerful and slightly evil. 11. And the rest of the Jedi are kinda afraid of me, too. 12. And I'm never supposed to fall in love or have a meaningful relationship. 13. And have you seen the hotties I work with? And Padme? Sexual frustration leads to the Dark Side, yo. 14. WTF is up with my hair anyway?
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1. Grew up as a slave.
2. No father.
3. Left my mother AS A SLAVE to go join the Jedi.
4. Who then turned me down.
5. And only reconsidered after the guy who brought me to them died.
6. Leaving me to be trained by his ex-boyfriend.
7. Who won't have sex with me.
8. EVER.
9. Even when I put him in glitter.
10. He's also kinda afraid of me because I'm powerful and slightly evil.
11. And the rest of the Jedi are kinda afraid of me, too.
12. And I'm never supposed to fall in love or have a meaningful relationship.
13. And have you seen the hotties I work with? And Padme? Sexual frustration leads to the Dark Side, yo.
14. WTF is up with my hair anyway?